Terrible Movies - 3/10
Guidelines for a 3/10 score:
Pretty much terrible in every way, but the acting is largely ok. Maybe there were one or two good moments but if it doesn't qualify as a "bad but good" film then it's not worth a 4.
In no particular order.
Note to self: This list is hard to view, consider sorting by genre at some point. or somehow break it down into smaller lists.
See also:
Worst of All Time - 1/10
Abysmal Movies - 2/10
And:
Bad but Good
Well-Rated, but I Hated!
Pretty much terrible in every way, but the acting is largely ok. Maybe there were one or two good moments but if it doesn't qualify as a "bad but good" film then it's not worth a 4.
In no particular order.
Note to self: This list is hard to view, consider sorting by genre at some point. or somehow break it down into smaller lists.
See also:
Worst of All Time - 1/10
Abysmal Movies - 2/10
And:
Bad but Good
Well-Rated, but I Hated!
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- DirectorJustin LinStarsLucas BlackZachery Ty BryanShad MossA teenager becomes a major competitor in the world of drift racing after moving in with his father in Tokyo to avoid a jail sentence in America.
- DirectorAlex IsraelStarsCarson MeyerNoah CentineoBianca A. Santos18-year-old Penny Cooper spent years pining for Johnny Sanders Jr., but when a mysterious musician shows up on the beach, Penny is torn.You know what young people are like; something disappointing happens and it's the "WoRst tHiNg eVAR". It's a challenge to go through this movie and actually give a toss about any of the characters and their pathetic disasters. I failed. If you want to know the purest definition of 'vapid' then watch this film!
- DirectorTyler ShieldsStarsAbigail BreslinWes BentleyLogan HuffmanA man teaches a young woman how to become a complete weapon. Later, she is approached by a group of sadistic teens who kill blonde women for unknown reasons. The hunting season begins.Was the writer a first time film maker? Because it lays out its entire plot in the first 30mins and follows it to the letter with no twists or turns along the way.
- DirectorDavid MoreauXavier PaludStarsJessica AlbaAlessandro NivolaParker PoseyViolinist Sydney Wells was accidentally blinded by her sister Helen when she was five years old. She submits to a cornea transplantation, and while recovering from the operation, she realizes that she is seeing dead people.Woman gets eye transplants and begins seeing AND hearing things from beyond the grave. The writers should get annual recognition of their stupidity.
- DirectorJeff LeroyStarsTasha TacosaRachel RileyChristine NguyenTwo unemployable actresses become real superheroes thanks to twin space fairies and turn into giantesses.I was all set to stick this one on the "Bad but Good" list but then the film ended without tying-up the plot, even partially. I hate that.
- DirectorRoland EmmerichStarsLiam HemsworthJeff GoldblumBill PullmanTwo decades after the first Independence Day invasion, Earth is faced with a new extra-Solar threat. But will mankind's new space defenses be enough?
- DirectorMark NeveldineBrian TaylorStarsNicolas CageCiarán HindsIdris ElbaJohnny Blaze, tortured by the Ghost Rider's curse, gets a chance of redemption through protecting the Devil's son, whose father is pursuing him.First movie was surprisingly good. Odd then that the sequel chooses to be a reboot and urinates over everything in the previous film.
- DirectorPaul W.S. AndersonStarsLogan LermanMatthew MacfadyenRay StevensonThe hot-headed young D'Artagnan along with three former legendary but now down-on-their-luck Musketeers must unite and defeat a beautiful double agent and her villainous employer from seizing the French throne and engulfing Europe in war.If you've seen the York/Reed/Chamberlain/Finlay films you'll recognise how awful this version is.
- DirectorMark RobsonStarsBarbara ParkinsPatty DukePaul BurkeFilm version of Jacqueline Susann's best-selling novel chronicling the rise and fall of three young women in show business.Sharon Tate is sensational, everything else is terrible. And rampant homophobia!
- DirectorAlan J. LeviStarsDavid HasselhoffEdward MulhareSusan NormanIn the future, guns are banned and criminals are frozen for the duration of their sentences. A recent spate of killings involving handguns brings Michael Knight back to fight for justice, but he insists on the help of KITT, his artificially-intelligent car from decades ago. The only problem is that KITT has been deactivated.Nostalgia can only get you so far, and then you realise how very silly this film is.
- DirectorJonathan GlazerStarsScarlett JohanssonJeremy McWilliamsLynsey Taylor MackayA mysterious young woman seduces lonely men in the evening hours in Scotland. However, events lead her to begin a process of self-discovery.Nowhere near as clever as it wants to be. The plot is paper-thin and the climax is anything but.
- DirectorRidley ScottStarsTom CruiseMia SaraTim CurryA young man must stop the Lord of Darkness from destroying daylight and marrying the woman he loves.
- DirectorFred DekkerStarsRobert John BurkeNancy AllenMario MachadoRobocop saves the day once more. This time the half man/half robot takes on ruthless developers who want to evict some people on "their" land.
- DirectorStefan RuzowitzkyStarsMatt SmithNatalie DormerJohn BradleyAfter an unprecedented global pandemic turns the majority of humankind into violent "Infected," a man gifted with the ability to speak the Infected's new language leads the last survivors on a hunt for Patient Zero and a cure.If your film is mildly entertaining it's a good idea to finish it prior to release.
- DirectorTony GiglioStarsAmy MansonDominic MafhamLuke Allen-GaleA group of UAC Marines respond to a distress call from a top secret scientific base on Phobos, a moon around Mars, only to discover it's been overrun by demons who seek to create Hell on Earth.WTF is with this modern trend of not finishing films?!
This one has nothing to do with the 2005 movie and the flimsiest of connections to the game. - DirectorStephen HopkinsStarsGary OldmanWilliam HurtMatt LeBlancThe Robinson family was going into space to fight for a chance for humanity. Now they are fighting to live long enough to find a way home.I went with some friends to see this at the cinema, it was sold out so we saw Armageddon instead. I didn't realise at the time how lucky i was.
- DirectorJean-Pierre JeunetStarsSigourney WeaverWinona RyderDominique PinonTwo centuries after her death, a powerful human/alien hybrid clone of Ellen Ripley aids a crew of space pirates in stopping the aliens from reaching Earth.Anyone who moans about modern reboots should be forced to sit through this mess.
- DirectorHal NeedhamStarsBarry BostwickMichael BeckPersis KhambattaStory about a rapid deployment defense unit that is called into action whenever freedom is threatened.It's not awful, it's just dumb. If you have an IQ below 50 then you'll probably say it's "rad".
- DirectorGary NelsonStarsMaximilian SchellAnthony PerkinsRobert ForsterA research vessel finds a missing ship, commanded by a mysterious scientist, on the edge of a black hole.
- DirectorTinto BrassStarsClaudia KollPaolo LanzaFranco BranciaroliAfter five years of marriage, Diana discovers the joys of adultery, claiming that she can save her failing relationship through betrayal.Typically for a Tinto Brass film, it's basically just porn.
- DirectorJohn TerleskyStarsNicholas BrendonSandrine HoltRandolph MantoothAlien creatures emerge from the sun and attack Earth.
- DirectorJohn MurlowskiStarsRosslyn LukeJackie MooreBrandon HowellAt first Katy is happy to see her old friend Gina. At least until she realizes that Gina and her boyfriend are planning to rob Katy and willing to hold her family hostage to get the job done.The intelligence of the writer is reflected through the characters unbelievably dumb decisions.
- DirectorT.J. ScottStarsKatrina LawLochlyn MunroVictoria PrattFour strangers on a drunken wedding dash from LA to Vegas hit a mysterious woman in the desert and must overcome injuries, the elements, and ultimately each other to survive.For a while it's ok thanks to the stunning lead women, but the storyline sucks.
- DirectorOliver ParkerBarnaby ThompsonStarsRupert EverettColin FirthDavid TennantThe girls of St. Trinians are on the hunt for buried treasure after discovering headmistress Miss Fritton is related to a famous pirate.
- DirectorOliver ParkerBarnaby ThompsonStarsTalulah RileyRupert EverettGemma ArtertonIn order to save their bankrupt school, a group of troublesome girls stage a robbery with a group of geniuses on their backsI laughed twice.