October Halloween Horrorfest 2014
A horror movie a day for October and Halloween. I will try to watch as many horror movies from 2014, which are available on Hulu, Netflix and Amazon as possible.I might check out Crackle and Popcornflix etc. So it won't be pretty...I'm going into these cold, meaning I won't read any reviews before watching but I will suffer through the crap to hopefully find something good.
Long story short, wound up in hospital for 6 weeks and couldn't finish this list in October 2014. I'll slowly get to 31 but boy have the movies been bad.
Long story short, wound up in hospital for 6 weeks and couldn't finish this list in October 2014. I'll slowly get to 31 but boy have the movies been bad.
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- DirectorBJ McDonnellStarsDanielle HarrisKane HodderZach GalliganA search and recovery team heads into the haunted swamp to pick up the pieces, and Marybeth learns the secret to ending the voodoo curse that has left Victor Crowley haunting and terrorizing Honey Island Swamp for decades.It's 2013 but I hadn't seen it(seen 1&2). Gory(non CGI), fully competent, well lit and enjoyable. More of an Aliens/Predator meets Hatchet than Hatchet but still reccomended.
- DirectorAndrew HyattStarsEdward FurlongJeff FaheyMolly HaganSeven strangers find themselves trapped inside an abandoned hospital after an unexplainable apocalyptic event. In addition to being haunted by what they've lost, the strangers must also fight off mysterious creatures that hunt them down one by one.Well lit and acted. The twist is obvious so it gets kinda slow towards the end. When you find yourself wondering about the production schedule and how many days Edward Furlong and Jeff Fahey were on set...well...
- DirectorTheophilus LaceyStarsJohn Allen PhillipsLance AaronAidan BristowSeven strangers find themselves trapped in an underground storage facility, struggling to survive while being hunted by a supernatural beast that resides inside the mysterious 13th unit.*beep* this movie, this movie sucks. If storage unit centers get you off, then this is the movie for you. It is endless scenes of well lit storage units. Every death by the monster happens after the victim is dragged into one of these units, off screen. The filmmakers didn't even bother to design a monster...you never see it. No gore, no monster, no fun. Do not watch this movie if you are looking for Halloween goodness. You're welcome.
- DirectorDaniel B. IskeStarsLara AdkinsMark BookerMike DelangeSeven friends find themselves on an isolated farm. Here, they discover an ancient book, which summons demons from the surrounding woods. Now, these friends will have to find a way out of the fields, if they want to survive.Fields of the no blood and gore...and no boobies. Why do horror movies these days think they have to aspire to something? Give us less story and acting and replace it with gore and shower scenes. Chelsie Hartness is drop dead gorgeous, and a good actor, hopefully we'll see more of her...she was the only reason to keep watching this dreck.
UPDATE!
I've been duped, this is a re-titling of a 2008 movie called The Wretched. So it's not a 2014 title. FFS! - DirectorChris WojcikStarsGreg HoopleStephanie MottaAdam SchonbergIn a world where animals have turned on humanity, a teen travels across the country in search of the girl of his dreams.Unimpressed with the last few wastes of time I went for some comedy. Starts off hilariously well with a ridiculous non CGI deer attack. Then it becomes some kind of love story and the animals don't attack. Until we get intentionally bad CGI animal attacks. SKIP IT.
- DirectorAndrew P. JonesStarsJeffrey JohnsonLinara WashingtonCharley KoontzA group of ghost hunters must up their game to compete in the competitive world of paranormal TV shows, leading them to a truly haunted prison with a grisly past that proves to be more than they bargained for.If I owned a physical copy of this movie I would smash it into 1000 pieces, flush it down my toilet and gladly pay a sewer tech to dig up my land and unclog this piece of crap from my pipes. That is all. Do NOT watch.
- DirectorKaare AndrewsStarsSean AstinCurrie GrahamRyan DonowhoWhen a group of friends enjoying a bachelor cruise in the Caribbean stumble upon a research facility on a remote island, a deadly virus is unleashed. The group must find a way to survive before the flesh eating virus consumes them all.Appropriately disgusting, thoroughly enjoying solid Halloween horror fare. Could have used more Sean Astin but enjoy it! Ebola might make this movie seem quite relevant...
- StarsBrittany MartzPhilip J. CookRebekkah JohnsonAt the Turner house, the norm isn't the norm.Apparently, this was a web series and this is the full compilation. Very creative, creepy and psychedelic and an absolutely perfect Halloween Horrorfest viewing. Good stuff. Brittany Martz definitely has a career ahead of her.
- DirectorGlenn MillerStarsCatherine AnnetteGrant O'ConnellJamie NoelWhen a nerdy sorority girl falls in love with a zombie, it's only a matter of time before a zombie apocalypse is unleashed on campus. The sorority girl discovers that weed is the cure--now she must smoke out the entire school before it's too late.Hilarious. Totally gets what it is. Weed, massive gratuitous boob shots as an FU, 2 hilarious hot girls who are naked almost all of their time on screen, gore, zombies and cartoon sound effects. It's actually a cute love story as well. Why would you NOT want to watch this?
- DirectorPaul J. PorterStarsHayley DerryberryJessica SonnebornBrandon StacyFive recent college grads go for one last vacation in the woods during the summer of 1984 and one of them is infected with a mad scientist's synthetic rabies virus.I can't think of anything to say about this movie other than that it's bad and unenjoyable. So, this movie is bad and unenjoyable. Oh wait, this movie has the worst soundtrack you will ever hear...must've been the directors' brothers' band.
- DirectorAlistair HopeStarsAndrea DeckGeorge AntonKezia BurrowsIn this first person survival horror adventure set fifteen years after the events of Alien (1979), Ripley's daughter becomes trapped on an alien-infested space station which holds answers to the mystery of her mother's disappearance.Had to watch football this weekend...how bout them Cowboys!? Anyways...easier to play a horror game than watch a horror movie while watching football. Decent game but wait for a major price drop..
- DirectorEduardo QuirozJose QuirozStarsAngel AvilesMolly CelaschiRaul MartinezWhen a married couple lose their son in their new home, they soon realize there is an evil presence in their house.Appears to have been made by friends and family in their living rooms on the weekends. The only ”scary" thing that happens is a chair moves. I would say do NOT watch this under any circumstances except for the appearance of the psychic. A clearly Latino/Hispanic actor doing a Vincent Price accent...which changes to Italian when he is getting killed. Seriously...you have to see this guy...laughter is the best medicine.
- DirectorKimberly PeirceStarsChloë Grace MoretzJulianne MooreGabriella WildeA shy girl, outcast by her peers and sheltered by her religious mother, unleashes telekinetic terror on her small town after being pushed too far at her senior prom.Perfectly acceptable Halloween horror flick. Even if you've seen the original.
- DirectorStacy DavidsonStarsAshley KayMelanie DonihooPeyton WetzelA group of friends break into an abandoned factory in order to throw a impromptu party; unaware that it is not as empty as they originally believed.Not 2014 but I wanted to watch something sleazy and gory. Definitely sleazy, somewhat gory. How can a movie about people in a warehouse getting killed off be completly incoherent? Watch this and find out. Also this movie has a punk rocker with a spiked mohawk break dancing...like actually spinning around on the ground on his back...
- DirectorJohn B Sovie IIKristian HansonStarsRob AltomariDustin BowmanRachel CornellSledge hits you from the beginning with humor and originality. Opening with Assly's True American Horror television program, the action kicks off instantly with skull crushing deaths from the killer, Adam Lynch. Adam believes he is in a movie and video game that he has created in his head.This is as bad as horror movies get...I still have 16 more to go though. Hopefully they'll have more than one light on set, someone who can record two actors exchanging dialogue and won't have detestable characters who take far too long to be killed. You have been warned.
- DirectorIsrael LunaJosey WellsStarsJustin ArmstrongBelmarie HuynhSwisyzinnaFilm student Brandon and four friends play with a Ouija board, unwittingly opening a portal to the spirit world and a drowned girl's deadly mystery.bad, baD, bAD, BAD!
- DirectorSteven R. MonroeStarsJemma DallenderJoe AbsolomYavor BaharovWhen Katie innocently accepts an offer to have new photos taken for her portfolio, the experience quickly turns into a nightmare of rape, torture and kidnapping. Now, she will have to find the strength to exact her brutal revenge.If you like revenge movies, you'll like this. If you like torture movies, you'll like this. If you enjoy brutal rape scenes, you'll like this. I'm not so crazy about brutal rape scenes. It's a pretty well done movie so I'd recommend it if this is your type.
- DirectorGary Michael SchultzStarsFrank ZiegerJoey BicicchiErin BreenAfter Doreen has been possessed by the devil on her wedding night, her groom Hank, and her rebellious brother Travis, put aside their differences to travel across country from Chicago to Las Vegas, in the hopes of finding a mythical street preacher who is said to be the last exorcist in America.I'm beginning to think I'll never see a good horror movie again.
Not enough horror in this one, way too much lame comedy. - DirectorStuart BeattieStarsAaron EckhartBill NighyMiranda OttoFrankenstein's creature finds himself caught in an all-out, centuries-old war between two immortal clans.Take the annoying Gargoyles out, make it Frankenstein's Monster vs the Demons and this would be a better movie. Acceptable Halloween demonic fare. A lot of martial arts action. This would be a good movie to watch on a plane ride.
- DirectorKim BlancMarcel WalzStarsNatalie ScheetzChrista CampbellCaroline WilliamsComing back from her bachelor party in Las Vegas, Christine and her friends are driving through the hot desert of Nevada. But they are not alone - serial killer Max Seed is back and he brought the whole family.This is not a movie. This is an awful, incoherent mess. It's non-linear as well, adding to the confusion. It starts off with a girl being raped by a pistol and I'd say it goes downhill from there but it just goes nowhere and makes no sense. Why they made it makes even less sense when you realize it's a sequel to a Uwe Boll movie. Bad beyond belief.
- DirectorRene PerezStarsRobert TwetenIren LevyJohn J. WelshTo reach the sea, a soldier has to fight his way through zombie hordes as well attempt to help other survivors along the way.Slow, boring and bad. I guess it's a sequel...hopefully the first movie was better than this one.
- DirectorBen KetaiStarsBrent BriscoeKurt CaceresEric EtebariA crew of coal miners becomes trapped 600 feet below ground after a disastrous collapse. As the air grows more toxic and time runs out, they slowly descend into madness and begin to turn on one another.Above average, well lit and acted. Should make for decent(Descent?) Halloween or horror viewing. As an extra added bonus, Jeff Fahey is in it!
- DirectorKaare AndrewsAngela BettisHélène CattetStarsIngrid Bolsø BerdalIván GonzálezKyra ZagorskyA 26-chapter anthology that showcases death in all its vicious wonder and brutal beauty.A substitute teacher in Columbus, Ohio was convicted of four felonies and will likely spend significant time in prison for showing this movie to her Spanish class. That's all the endorsement I need to watch this! There's basically a gory death every few minutes, and the occasional comedy bit, one of which involves farting Japanese lesbians. Thumbs up for a Halloween viewing! And what was that teacher thinking!?
- DirectorJames WanStarsRyan KwantenAmber VallettaDonnie WahlbergAfter his wife meets a grisly end, Jamie Ashen returns to his hometown of Ravens Fair to find answers. His investigation leads him to the ghost of a ventriloquist named Mary Shaw who seems to have ties to his entire family treeThis was recommended for me by Gob Bluth on Netflix. Pretty good, creepy horror story. Could've used more gore and deaths but this is proper Halloween viewing.
- DirectorBobby BoermansStarsHannah HoekstraIsis CaboletRobert de HoogA young psychology student is drawn into the dark and fearful world of a diabolic and mysterious App that starts to terrorize her, distributing compromising photographs, videos and text messages about herself and delves deeper and deeper into her personal life, flawlessly exposing all of her deepest secrets. Originally in Dutch, international version dubbed to English.Stylish, Dutch and dubbed into english. This movie is about an evil app that wreaks havoc kind of like in Final Destination. It's also kind of like the type of horror movies Joshua Jackson was in. Not great but slick and watchable.