Ranking Every Episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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- DirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyCharlie is determined to make sure Paddy's Pub passes its health inspection.
- 2005– 24mTV-MA9.4 (5.3K)TV EpisodeDirectorTodd BiermannStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyDennis and Mac head to the suburbs for cheap rent and open spaces but quickly find out that they are meant for city life.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA9.7 (8.2K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyCharlie stages a rock opera based on his song "Nightman," and recruits the rest of the gang to help him with it.
- 2005– 23mTV-MA9.4 (4.8K)TV EpisodeDirectorJamie BabbitStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyThe gang go to a professional arbitrator to decide who's the rightful owner of a scratch-off lottery ticket.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA9.1 (3.9K)TV EpisodeDirectorFred SavageStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyThe gang takes Dee's new subcompact car and a U-haul on the road with the intentions of hitting the Grand Canyon, and Charlie attempts to expand his horizons.
- 2005– 24mTV-MA8.8 (3K)TV EpisodeDirectorRichie KeenStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyThe gang decides to spend some time apart in order to find out who they really are.
- 2005– 43mTV-MA9.2 (5.4K)TV EpisodeDirectorFred SavageStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyDennis and Dee decide to teach Frank a lesson "A Christmas Carol"-style, and Mac and Charlie learn some shocking things about their childhood Christmas traditions.
- 2005– 20mTV-MA9.0 (3.4K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyThe gang turns up at the same restaurant for dinner at three different tables. They pretend not to notice they noticed they are noticing each other. Then the one-upmanship begins.
- 2005– 21mTV-MA9.2 (4.3K)TV EpisodeDirectorRichie KeenStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyThe gang attempts to win the award for Philidelphia's Best Bar.
- 2005– 23mTV-MA8.6 (3.3K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyWhen Frank decides to marry a prostitute, the gang tries to uncover her heart of gold.
- 2005– 24mTV-MA9.2 (5.1K)TV EpisodeDirectorDaniel AttiasStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyTensions run high in the gang when Mac courts Dennis and Dee's mom and the two organize a stakeout to blackmail Frank and get out of "Charlie work".
- 2005– 22mTV-MA9.0 (4.8K)TV EpisodeDirectorDaniel AttiasStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyDennis and Dee quit their jobs and concoct a plan to get welfare benefits so they can pursue their unrealistic goals and dreams.
- 2005– 20mTV-MA9.5 (5.6K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyThe gang takes a trip to a local waterpark, ripe with personal agendas and ulterior motives. Dennis feeds off his mantra of "the park provides" and takes on a protégé. Frank and Charlie are determined to ride every ride by any means necessary and Mac and Dee get stuck in a tube slide for most of the day.
- 2005– 23mTV-MA9.0 (4K)TV EpisodeDirectorJerry LevineStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyAfter reading that a serial killer is on the loose, the gang notices that Mac is acting shady and decides to find out if he's the man behind the murders.
- 2005– 21mTV-MA9.2 (5K)TV EpisodeDirectorJerry LevineStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyWhile Dennis and Dee try to figure out if the rapper Dee is dating has a mental handicap or not, Charlie, Mac, and Frank try to start their own band without knowledge of how to play musical instruments.
- 2005– 21mTV-MA8.2 (2.4K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyWhile the city of Philadelphia's garbage men are on strike, Dennis, Mac, and Charlie decide to start a trash pick up business. And while being a big success, they must find out where to put this newly picked up trash.
- DirectorRichie KeenStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyEach member of the gang gets one day to do whatever they want while the rest of the gang must participate. This is Mac's day.
- 2005– 21mTV-MA8.9 (3.4K)TV EpisodeDirectorRichie KeenStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyAfter invading the world of the wealthy, Charlie and Dee find romance. Not to be left out, Dennis, Frank and Mac try to get in on the action.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA9.1 (4.4K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyWhile Mac, Dennis, and Charlie use their classic setup to sell gallons of gasoline door to door, Frank subjects Dee to a series of torture and mind games when he suspects that Dee is trying to kill him while the two plot to steal their inheritance from Bruce Mathis.
- DirectorJamie BabbitStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyAfter finding out she's a male stripper's "rock bottom," Dee goes on a mission to prove she's the best thing that ever happened to him. Dennis takes over for the stripper with the help of his bag boy, Charlie. Meanwhile, Mac and Frank get sucked into a VR war game that causes Mac to develop his own case of PTSD.
- 2005– 30mTV-MA8.4 (3.1K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyThe gang accidentally hosts a child beauty pageant.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA9.3 (4.6K)TV EpisodeDirectorRandall EinhornStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyDennis presents his fool-proof plan for picking up chicks, but soon finds that the gang each has their own fool-proof plans for one-upping each other.
- 2005– 23mTV-MA9.0 (3.4K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyWhen the gang appears on a nationally broadcast game show, Dennis does his best to make a good impression.
- 2005– 24mTV-MA8.5 (2.7K)TV EpisodeDirectorHeath CullensStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyDennis tries to create an innovative mobile Paddy's pub experience but runs into trouble when customers refuse to cooperate, while Charlie and Mac attempt to catch a thieving leprechaun.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.7 (3K)TV EpisodeDirectorHeath CullensStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyWhen a severe flu outbreak sweeps Philadelphia the gang voluntarily quarantine themselves inside of Paddy's.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.5 (3.1K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyCharlie manipulates Mac and Dennis when he accuses the two of them with sleeping with the coffee shop waitress.
- 2005– 23mTV-MA9.0 (3.6K)TV EpisodeDirectorDaniel AttiasStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyWhen the gang find themselves in the middle of a robbery at a local convenience store, they all imagine what will happen next.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.9 (3.8K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyAfter Charlie accidentally puts Paddy's Pub up for 1st prize in a local dance competition, Frank makes the gang participate in the contest. Here, they form alliances and try to cheat the other contestants, as well as themselves, out of first place.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA9.0 (3.3K)TV EpisodeDirectorRichie KeenStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyWhen Frank accidentally hits Dennis's car while Dennis is eating cereal, Frank and Dennis go to the Paddy's Pub court to face off on who will pay for the damages.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.3 (3K)TV EpisodeDirectorRandall EinhornStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyWhile Frank buys a foreclosed house with intentions of selling it for profit, Mac and Dennis become hot-headed real estate brokers, and Dee takes advantage of a suburban couple looking to hire a surrogate mother.
- 2005– 21mTV-MA8.7 (3.4K)TV EpisodeDirectorFred SavageStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyAfter Frank embarrasses himself at the funeral of a deceased relative, Dennis and Dee decide that it's finally time to give him an intervention for his reckless lifestyle.
- 2005– 23mTV-MA8.5 (3.8K)TV EpisodeDirectorJerry LevineStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyMac and Dee decide to raise a baby they find in the dumpster. Dennis talks some trash while going green and befriending radical environmentalist groups, while Charlie and Frank go dumpster-diving.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA9.0 (3.5K)TV EpisodeDirectorTodd BiermannStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyWhen Dee gets asked by her therapist to bring in her so called 'issues,' Dee brings in the whole gang. And since they have all been called in, they have their own one on one therapy sessions, while many issues arise.
- 2005– 24mTV-MA8.6 (2.8K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyThings go awry as the Gang travels to Atlantic City for a charity benefit. While Frank, Dee and Mac try to survive in the woods, Dennis and Charlie hitch a ride to the city and have the night of their lives.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.8 (3.4K)TV EpisodeDirectorRichie KeenStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyDee embraces the desperate, self-loathing qualities the guys have beaten her into over the years, sending her stand-up comedy to unexpected places.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.8 (3.5K)TV EpisodeDirectorRandall EinhornStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyThe gang attempts to open themselves up to the adventures of the sea after they purchase their new boat.
- 2005– 30mTV-MA8.9 (3.4K)TV EpisodeDirectorRandall EinhornStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyThe gang attempts to create a merchandising angle for Paddy's when a convention comes to Philly.
- 2005– 24mTV-MA8.4 (2.6K)TV EpisodeDirectorTodd BiermannStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyThe gang board a Christian cruise liner upon Mac's request, to soon find out that it does not cater to their sinful ways.
- 2005– 25mTV-MA8.4 (2.6K)TV EpisodeDirectorTodd BiermannStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyThe gang gets real with one another in the face of death.
- 2005– 23mTV-MA8.7 (3.4K)TV EpisodeDirectorTodd BiermannStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyThe gang try to beat a record set by Wade Boggs of 70 beers on a cross-country flight.
- 2005– 24mTV-MA8.5 (3.5K)TV EpisodeDirectorDaniel AttiasStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyWhen Dennis and Dee discover their mother has lied to them about Frank being their dad, they get to know their real father. Meanwhile, Mac and Charlie attempt to impress Mac's imprisoned father by becoming hardened criminals.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.5 (2.8K)TV EpisodeDirectorRandall EinhornStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyMac, Dennis, and Charlie seek revenge on another bar after their 10-year ban in a local flip-cup tournament is lifted, but find they need serious practice. Dee discovers new skills, and Frank wears tight pants.
- 2005– 23mTV-MA8.3 (2.8K)TV EpisodeDirectorJosh DriskoStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyJimmy Buffett is in town and the positive vibes are alive at the bar. However, when Mac comes out of the women's bathroom, no one can leave until the bathroom situation is solved.
- 2005– 25mTV-MA8.9 (3.4K)TV EpisodeDirectorTodd BiermannStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyDee gets in with a group of cool, rich housewives. Dennis hits it off with some everyday blue-collar bros. Frank struggles to renew his license, and Charlie and Mac deal with a new generation of bicycle bullies.
- 2005– 21mTV-MA8.7 (3.2K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyInspired by Indiana Jones, Dennis, Dee, and Frank sneak into a house supposed to contain a rare vase, but become trapped when the owners return home early.
- 2005– 23mTV-MA8.4 (3.6K)TV EpisodeDirectorDaniel AttiasStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyAfter being arrested for arson, Charlie is sentenced to community service and required to attend AA. Here he makes a discovery that could assist him in his ongoing effort to connect with the Waitress.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.9 (3.9K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyAfter Dee suffers a heart attack, she and Dennis try a healthier lifestyle. Charlie and Mac join the corporate work force to get health insurance.
- 2005– 23mTV-MA8.6 (3.2K)TV EpisodeDirectorMaurice MarableStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyAn episode filmed in the true crime style of Making a Murderer and The Jinx which begins with 911 call: A cat-woman formerly known as Maureen Ponderosa has been found dead in an alley and Dennis is the prime suspect.
- 2005– 23mTV-MA8.4 (3.1K)TV EpisodeDirectorJerry LevineStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyDennis is angry because he's being mistaken for a fat guy rather than the sex offender who moved next door to Charlie. Meanwhile, Mac's father is released from prison and he and Mac have some catching up to do.
- 2005– 21mTV-MA9.0 (3.6K)TV EpisodeDirectorFred SavageMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyAfter Mac's father is released from prison, Mac and Charlie stage their own deaths to save their lives.
- 2005– 21mTV-MA8.6 (3.1K)TV EpisodeDirectorFred SavageStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyAfter Mac and Charlie fake their own deaths, the rest of the gang finds unique ways of dealing with the loss.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA9.1 (3.6K)TV EpisodeDirectorRandall EinhornStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyThe gang gets a real 'scare' after Dee reveals she's pregnant, forcing the guys to recall their last hazy Halloween Party to determine if one of them might be the father.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.2 (2.6K)TV EpisodeDirectorTodd BiermannStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyAfter Frank appears on TV advocating gun ownership, the rest of the gang takes a look at the ownership process and alternatives to find common ground.
- 2005– 21mTV-MA8.5 (3.2K)TV EpisodeDirectorJerry LevineStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyDee and Mac become Guardian Angels and clean up the streets when a bum starts using the alley behind the bar to masturbate. Meanwhile, Dennis, Charlie, and Frank impersonate police officers in order to get preferential treatment.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.5 (2.9K)TV EpisodeDirectorFred SavageStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyTaking Dee's advice seriously, Mac and Dennis decide that they're too co-dependent on each other and need to spend time apart. Meanwhile Charlie and Frank help Dee out with a major cat problem in her apartment.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.3 (2.7K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyThe gang's plan to use Facebook to promote Paddy's goes awry when they become obsessed with tracking down a man who shushed them while they were visiting a trendy new club.
- 2005– 23mTV-MA8.1 (2.4K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyIt's Valentine's Day and Paddy's is packed with customers. Dennis implores the gang to do one day of actual work but everyone else is distracted by a mystery crate Cricket spotted in the alley. Eventually, the gang becomes convinced Dennis really wants them to work on their relationships and everyone shares their grievances without much resolution.
- 2005– 23mTV-MA8.5 (2.8K)TV EpisodeDirectorHeath CullensStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyIn the black-and-white noir world of his memory, Charlie navigates the seedy underbelly of Philadelphia as Frank has been "diarrhea poisoned," and it's up to Charlie to clean up the mess.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA9.2 (4K)TV EpisodeDirectorKat CoiroStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyPaddy's has been put on a list of bars that are sexually hostile to women, so the gang must attend a sexual-harassment seminar in order to get off the list.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.2 (4.5K)TV EpisodeDirectorDaniel AttiasStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyThe gang turns Paddy's into a safe haven for teens, but things get weird when they all get asked to the local high school prom.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA9.2 (4.2K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyDennis and Dee take the gang to their favorite childhood vacation spot, but things aren't quite how they remembered them.
- 2005– 21mTV-MA8.8 (3.2K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyA presidential visit to Philadelphia threatens to keep the gang from seeing a new action movie, leaving Dennis stuck in traffic, Frank stealing a boat, and Dee and Charlie prowling the city's sewers.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.1 (5.2K)TV EpisodeDirectorJohn FortenberryStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyThe guys hire Dee's friend as a promoter for the bar and get more than they bargained for. Charlie seeks black friends to prove he isn't a racist.
- 2005– 23mTV-MA8.4 (3.3K)TV EpisodeDirectorFred SavageStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyIn their quest to become famous, Frank, Charlie, and Mac, search for newsworthy footage to air on public access.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.0 (2.6K)TV EpisodeDirectorDaniel AttiasStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyAfter making some very questionable investment choices, the gang try to dump their losses on Ben The Soldier while they look for the man who is pulling their strings.
- 2005– 23mTV-MA8.6 (4.1K)TV EpisodeDirectorDaniel AttiasStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyWhen half of Paddy's gets bought out by a business developer, the gang seeks revenge. Unfortunately, an ill-timed dog-napping plot, a poorly made video tape, and a flaming bag of poop threaten the gang's chances of getting their property back.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.3 (2.7K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyWhen keeping the basement rodent-free drives Charlie to the brink, the gang decides to put the cynicism aside and throw a surprise party to cheer him up.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.2 (4.6K)TV EpisodeDirectorJohn FortenberryStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyIn this take on the abortion debate Dennis and Mac go to opposite sides of an abortion rally to pick up women while Charlie deals with an unruly kid he believes to be his son.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA7.9 (2.3K)TV EpisodeDirectorHeath CullensStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyAfter Mac's dad is suspected of murder, Mac sets out to clear his father of any wrong doing.
- 2005– 23mTV-MA8.0 (4.2K)TV EpisodeDirectorRob McElhenneyStarsRob McElhenneyCharlie DayGlenn HowertonWhen Charlie confidentially confides that he has cancer, it leads to a series of instances of the guys manipulating women and one gorgeous transsexual (not a transvestite).
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.0 (3.9K)TV EpisodeDirectorDaniel AttiasStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyA guy dies in Paddy's pub. Dennis and Mac use the guy's death as an excuse to get close to the guy's attractive granddaughter. Meanwhile, Charlie discovers that Dennis and Dee's grandfather was a Nazi.
- 2005– 23mTV-MA8.7 (4.2K)TV EpisodeDirectorDaniel AttiasStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyInspired by the movie "Million Dollar Baby", Frank teaches Dee to inflict punishment while Dennis and Mac teach Charlie to take punishment. But both fighting careers are derailed by the use of "performance enhancing supplements".
- 2005– 24mTV-MA8.5 (4.7K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyAfter an electric heating blanket shorts out while the gang watches The Wiz, they look in the mirror and realize they've turned black. They have to work out how to get back to being themselves by going through all the classic body switching shenanigans.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA7.9 (2.8K)TV EpisodeDirectorRandall EinhornStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyMac pulls out the big guns to protect the sanctity of marriage, while the rest of the gang reap the rewards of marital bliss.
- 2005– 21mTV-MA7.6 (2.6K)TV EpisodeDirectorRandall EinhornStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyMarital bliss turns to marital business, as the gang experiences the emotional and economic tribulations of divorce.
- DirectorPete ChatmonStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyThe guys are in the final preparation stage for an unknown scheme when Dee excitedly enters to inform them that today is "Dee Day" and the guys must do everything she wants without complaint.
- 2005– 23mTV-MA8.5 (2.7K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyDennis reveals that he has a baby from his layover time in North Dakota and everyone offers solutions to the problem, but in the end, Dennis must decide which life to continue to lead.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.5 (3K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyThe gang kidnaps the writer of a review claiming that Paddy's is the worst bar in Philadelphia and tries to force him to change his mind. But things get worse when Dennis and Dee accidentally kidnap the writer's neighbor.
- 2005– 20mTV-MA8.3 (3.1K)TV EpisodeDirectorFred SavageStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyWhile trying to make their own dreams come true, the gang decides to pay it forward to an unlucky family living in the city only to have their plans backfire on them.
- 2005– 23mTV-MA7.9 (3.3K)TV EpisodeDirectorFred SavageStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyDee discovers that the biggest loser and fatty from high school is now a successful and thin fashion designer... now making Dee the biggest loser.
- 2005– 20mTV-MA8.2 (2.6K)TV EpisodeDirectorTodd BiermannStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyWhen some bad blood with old foes compromises their ideal Thanksgiving, the gang decides to make amends by breaking bread with those they've hurt.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.3 (3.5K)TV EpisodeDirectorFred SavageStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyFrank and Charlie find someone has pooped in their bed, leading Mac and Dennis to join them as they attempt to find the culprit.
- 2005– 23mTV-MA8.5 (4.1K)TV EpisodeDirectorRob McElhenneyStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyThe gang discovers the perks of being handicapped when Charlie becomes wheel-chair bound after an accident. Dennis and Dee's estranged father returns.
- 2005– 25mTV-MA7.9 (2.6K)TV EpisodeDirectorGlenn HowertonStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyMac concocts a scheme to attract single women to rent Dennis's bedroom while Frank and Charlie make similar plans to draw in young European coeds, but neither ad attracts their intended target.
- 2005– 21mTV-MA7.5 (2.9K)TV EpisodeDirectorTodd BiermannStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyWith nothing to do while their phones update to the latest software, the gang decides to reminisce on old times; as everyone misremembers events from their past, the gang's current reality becomes altered.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.1 (3K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyAfter stumbling upon a kilo of cocaine, the gang is forced to pay off a $25,000 debt to the mob. Mac becomes a mob informant, while Frank pimps out Dennis as an escort at the local country club. Charlie stumbles upon an opportunity to sell illegal narcotics.
- 2005– 23mTV-MA8.3 (3K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyWhile paying off their debt to the mob, Charlie and Dee try to find a way to make fake cocaine in order to fool them, while Dennis ranks in thousands of dollars being pimped out at the local country club. Mac realizes his position as a mob informant isn't being utilized to its full potential.
- 2005– 24mTV-MA8.7 (3.2K)TV EpisodeDirectorRichie KeenStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyThe gang are the prime suspects for the McPoyle-Ponderosa wedding massacre.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.0 (2.8K)TV EpisodeDirectorFred SavageStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyMac and Dennis try to cut back Paddy's expenses by firing Dee and Charlie, and Frank figures out a clever way to keep the bar afloat.
- 2005– 21mTV-MA8.0 (2.7K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyFranks Fluids LLC is in big trouble after a news segment shows Wolf Cola has become the official drink of Boko Haram.
- 2005– 23mTV-MA8.0 (2.8K)TV EpisodeDirectorLPStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyWhen Mac and Dennis are looking to boost productivity around their apartment, Sweet Dee hires an "escape room experience" service.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.1 (2.5K)TV EpisodeDirectorRichie KeenStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyUnder threat of a hostile takeover, the board of Frank's old company calls him back to run the company. As before, Frank maximizes the company's product: money. Dennis, Mac and Dee find Phillies VIP tickets and find themselves in a business deal of their own.
- 2005– 21mTV-MA8.8 (3.3K)TV EpisodeDirectorDaniel AttiasStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyWhen an experiment successfully multiplies Charlie's intellect and takes him away from the bar, the rest of the gang find themselves struggling to complete the menial 'Charlie Work' that has kept the bar running for so long.
- 2005– 24mTV-MA7.9 (3.3K)TV EpisodeDirectorDaniel AttiasStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyThe gang discovers that if you run for office, people will pay you to quit. So of course, the gang exploits this and Dennis runs for office. At the same time Frank and Charlie try to stop this, which ends up in a feud.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.1 (2.7K)TV EpisodeDirectorRandall EinhornStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyMac & Charlie attempt to fix up their old pool after getting rejected by a country club, Dennis, Dee, and Frank attempt to gain entry to the club.
- DirectorRichie KeenStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyWhen Frank decides to retire, the gang fights over who gets to be in charge of the bar.
- 2005– 23mTV-MA7.9 (3.4K)TV EpisodeDirectorDaniel AttiasStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyFrank tries to cavort the holy crowd when Mac discovers a water stain on Paddy's wall that closely resembles the Virgin Mary.
- 2005– 23mTV-MA8.4 (3.6K)TV EpisodeDirectorDaniel AttiasStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyAfter being arrested for arson, Charlie is sentenced to community service and required to attend AA. Here he makes a discovery that could assist him in his ongoing effort to connect with the Waitress.
- 2005– 23mTV-MA8.1 (3.1K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyA corporate chain offers to buy the Paddy's Pub, leaving Dee and Charlie unemployed and forcing them to find jobs at another restaurant, where they abuse their positions and take advantage of the manager, who is Dee's friend.
- 2005– 20mTV-MA7.8 (1.9K)TV EpisodeDirectorPete ChatmonStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyWhen a trendy new hair salon opens up right next door to Paddy's, Dennis and Frank go on the offensive to stop women from cutting off their hair. Meanwhile, Mac is reunited with his childhood dog Poppins.