It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Ranked
Thanks to the sensitive world we live in today I was not able to watch every episode. But here’s my ranking of every episode I WAS able to watch.
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- 2005– 22mTV-MA9.2 (4.2K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyDennis and Dee take the gang to their favorite childhood vacation spot, but things aren't quite how they remembered them.
- DirectorHeath CullensStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyA day in the life of Frank Reynolds as he tries to keep up with the gang's newest scheme.
- 2005– 43mTV-MA9.2 (5.4K)TV EpisodeDirectorFred SavageStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyDennis and Dee decide to teach Frank a lesson "A Christmas Carol"-style, and Mac and Charlie learn some shocking things about their childhood Christmas traditions.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.9 (3.8K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyAfter Charlie accidentally puts Paddy's Pub up for 1st prize in a local dance competition, Frank makes the gang participate in the contest. Here, they form alliances and try to cheat the other contestants, as well as themselves, out of first place.
- 2005– 21mTV-MA8.6 (5.9K)TV EpisodeDirectorTodd BiermannStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyFrank tries to recruit Mac for the gang's float for the Gay Pride Parade; Frank comes to the realization that Mac will never be secure with his sexual identity unless he comes out to his father.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.9 (3.9K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyAfter Dee suffers a heart attack, she and Dennis try a healthier lifestyle. Charlie and Mac join the corporate work force to get health insurance.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA9.1 (3.6K)TV EpisodeDirectorRandall EinhornStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyThe gang gets a real 'scare' after Dee reveals she's pregnant, forcing the guys to recall their last hazy Halloween Party to determine if one of them might be the father.
- DirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyCharlie is determined to make sure Paddy's Pub passes its health inspection.
- 2005– 24mTV-MA9.4 (5.3K)TV EpisodeDirectorTodd BiermannStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyDennis and Mac head to the suburbs for cheap rent and open spaces but quickly find out that they are meant for city life.
- 2005– 20mTV-MA9.0 (3.4K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyThe gang turns up at the same restaurant for dinner at three different tables. They pretend not to notice they noticed they are noticing each other. Then the one-upmanship begins.
- 2005– 21mTV-MA8.8 (3.2K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyA presidential visit to Philadelphia threatens to keep the gang from seeing a new action movie, leaving Dennis stuck in traffic, Frank stealing a boat, and Dee and Charlie prowling the city's sewers.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.7 (2.4K)TV EpisodeDirectorRichie KeenStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyThe Gang attempts to ascend a mountain in order for Charlie to fulfill an old and mysterious Irish burial tradition; one by one, the Gang backs out until Charlie is left to honor the dead body alone.
- 2005– 24mTV-MA8.7 (3.2K)TV EpisodeDirectorRichie KeenStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyThe gang are the prime suspects for the McPoyle-Ponderosa wedding massacre.
- 2005– 23mTV-MA9.0 (4K)TV EpisodeDirectorJerry LevineStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyAfter reading that a serial killer is on the loose, the gang notices that Mac is acting shady and decides to find out if he's the man behind the murders.
- 2005– 23mTV-MA8.3 (2.8K)TV EpisodeDirectorJosh DriskoStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyJimmy Buffett is in town and the positive vibes are alive at the bar. However, when Mac comes out of the women's bathroom, no one can leave until the bathroom situation is solved.
- 2005– 21mTV-MA7.8 (1.6K)TV EpisodeDirectorNina PedradStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyThe Gang goes to "Risk E. Rat's" only to find all the riskiness has been systematically replaced with safety and overcautiousness. Dennis and Charlie try to find the old ride with the animatronic boobs. Dee takes Frank on a scavenger hunt.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA9.0 (3.5K)TV EpisodeDirectorTodd BiermannStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyWhen Dee gets asked by her therapist to bring in her so called 'issues,' Dee brings in the whole gang. And since they have all been called in, they have their own one on one therapy sessions, while many issues arise.
- 2005– 24mTV-MA8.6 (2.8K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyThings go awry as the Gang travels to Atlantic City for a charity benefit. While Frank, Dee and Mac try to survive in the woods, Dennis and Charlie hitch a ride to the city and have the night of their lives.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.3 (2.7K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyWhen keeping the basement rodent-free drives Charlie to the brink, the gang decides to put the cynicism aside and throw a surprise party to cheer him up.
- 2005– 21mTV-MA8.2 (2.8K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyAs a hurricane threatens Philadelphia, Mac, Dennis and Charlie go to a mall to buy supplies and check out the large breasted TV reporter broadcasting from there, while Frank and Dee prepare Paddy's, and its basement bunker, for the storm.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.8 (3.4K)TV EpisodeDirectorRichie KeenStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyDee embraces the desperate, self-loathing qualities the guys have beaten her into over the years, sending her stand-up comedy to unexpected places.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA9.7 (8.2K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyCharlie stages a rock opera based on his song "Nightman," and recruits the rest of the gang to help him with it.
- 2005– 30mTV-MA8.4 (3.1K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyThe gang accidentally hosts a child beauty pageant.
- 2005– 24mTV-MA8.0 (2.6K)TV EpisodeDirectorHeath CullensStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyAfter falling out of the window, Frank thinks that it's 2006; the other three see this as a do-over.
- 2005– 21mTV-MA9.2 (5K)TV EpisodeDirectorJerry LevineStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyWhile Dennis and Dee try to figure out if the rapper Dee is dating has a mental handicap or not, Charlie, Mac, and Frank try to start their own band without knowledge of how to play musical instruments.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.7 (1.7K)TV EpisodeDirectorMegan GanzStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyThe guys crash Dee's bowling league night and compete in a Battle of the Sexes at a bowling alley owned by the McPoyles.
- 2005– 24mTV-MA8.4 (2.6K)TV EpisodeDirectorTodd BiermannStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyThe gang board a Christian cruise liner upon Mac's request, to soon find out that it does not cater to their sinful ways.
- 2005– 21mTV-MA8.8 (3.3K)TV EpisodeDirectorDaniel AttiasStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyWhen an experiment successfully multiplies Charlie's intellect and takes him away from the bar, the rest of the gang find themselves struggling to complete the menial 'Charlie Work' that has kept the bar running for so long.
- 2005– 25mTV-MA8.9 (3.4K)TV EpisodeDirectorTodd BiermannStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyDee gets in with a group of cool, rich housewives. Dennis hits it off with some everyday blue-collar bros. Frank struggles to renew his license, and Charlie and Mac deal with a new generation of bicycle bullies.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA7.6 (3.2K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyIn order to get Paddy's recognized by the city as a historical landmark, Mac, Dennis, and Charlie flash back to 1776 to tell the tale of the Paddy's crew's involvement in the cracking of the Liberty Bell.
- 2005– 23mTV-MA8.4 (3.1K)TV EpisodeDirectorJerry LevineStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyDennis is angry because he's being mistaken for a fat guy rather than the sex offender who moved next door to Charlie. Meanwhile, Mac's father is released from prison and he and Mac have some catching up to do.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.5 (2.8K)TV EpisodeDirectorRandall EinhornStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyMac, Dennis, and Charlie seek revenge on another bar after their 10-year ban in a local flip-cup tournament is lifted, but find they need serious practice. Dee discovers new skills, and Frank wears tight pants.
- 2005– 23mTV-MA8.3 (3.3K)TV EpisodeDirectorFred SavageStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyAs they prepare for the annual Pub Crawl, the gang is horrified to learn that they face competition from a new Korean bar.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.1 (2.7K)TV EpisodeDirectorRandall EinhornStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyMac & Charlie attempt to fix up their old pool after getting rejected by a country club, Dennis, Dee, and Frank attempt to gain entry to the club.
- 2005– 30mTV-MA8.9 (3.4K)TV EpisodeDirectorRandall EinhornStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyThe gang attempts to create a merchandising angle for Paddy's when a convention comes to Philly.
- 2005– 21mTV-MA8.1 (1.9K)TV EpisodeDirectorMegan GanzStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyDennis ends up helping Frank with some of his business's dirty work. Mac and Charlie learn about their Irish heritage while Dee rushes to the set of an Irish soap opera and she will play an "Obnoxious American MILF.
- 2005– 20mTV-MA9.5 (5.6K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyThe gang takes a trip to a local waterpark, ripe with personal agendas and ulterior motives. Dennis feeds off his mantra of "the park provides" and takes on a protégé. Frank and Charlie are determined to ride every ride by any means necessary and Mac and Dee get stuck in a tube slide for most of the day.
- 2005– 23mTV-MA8.5 (4.1K)TV EpisodeDirectorRob McElhenneyStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyThe gang discovers the perks of being handicapped when Charlie becomes wheel-chair bound after an accident. Dennis and Dee's estranged father returns.
- 2005– 24mTV-MA8.5 (2.7K)TV EpisodeDirectorHeath CullensStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyDennis tries to create an innovative mobile Paddy's pub experience but runs into trouble when customers refuse to cooperate, while Charlie and Mac attempt to catch a thieving leprechaun.
- 2005– 21mTV-MA8.7 (3.4K)TV EpisodeDirectorFred SavageStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyAfter Frank embarrasses himself at the funeral of a deceased relative, Dennis and Dee decide that it's finally time to give him an intervention for his reckless lifestyle.
- 2005– 21mTV-MA9.2 (4.2K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyOn a day of ultimate boredom and listlessness, the gang breaks out a homemade board game, created by Mac, Dee, Charlie, and Dennis.
- DirectorRichie KeenStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyEach member of the gang gets one day to do whatever they want while the rest of the gang must participate. This is Mac's day.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.7 (3K)TV EpisodeDirectorHeath CullensStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyWhen a severe flu outbreak sweeps Philadelphia the gang voluntarily quarantine themselves inside of Paddy's.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA7.7 (2.6K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyA blast from the past prompts the guys to expand membership, and Dee to re-consider her future.
- 2005– 21mTV-MA8.2 (2.6K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyThe gang attends their high school reunion, at which Dee manages to ingratiate herself with the popular crowd, Charlie and Mac get picked on, and Dennis is ignored by everyone.
- 2005– 20mTV-MA8.2 (2.6K)TV EpisodeDirectorTodd BiermannStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyWhen some bad blood with old foes compromises their ideal Thanksgiving, the gang decides to make amends by breaking bread with those they've hurt.
- 2005– 21mTV-MA8.3 (2.8K)TV EpisodeDirectorRandall EinhornStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyFighting a series of traffic tickets, Dennis, along with the rest of the gang, tell the judge about their horrific experiences at Game 5 of the Phillies' world series.
- 2005– 21mTV-MA7.6 (2.1K)TV EpisodeDirectorRichie KeenStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyIn the past, an innocent Dennis learns the horrifying details of Frank's business, a truly sweet Dee is excited to head off for Hollywood, while Charlie and Mac's jobs at the roller rink are in jeopardy.
- 2005– 23mTV-MA9.4 (4.8K)TV EpisodeDirectorJamie BabbitStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyThe gang go to a professional arbitrator to decide who's the rightful owner of a scratch-off lottery ticket.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA7.6 (2.5K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyCharlie and Mac set up a truly odd couple after Mac's Mom burns the house down, while Frank discovers the importance of paternal care when Dee falls ill.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.5 (2.9K)TV EpisodeDirectorFred SavageStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyTaking Dee's advice seriously, Mac and Dennis decide that they're too co-dependent on each other and need to spend time apart. Meanwhile Charlie and Frank help Dee out with a major cat problem in her apartment.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.1 (2.7K)TV EpisodeDirectorRandall EinhornStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyAfter Mac wins a radio contest to score a goal on the Flyers' ice, he and Charlie train for the event - badly, while Dennis and Dee start their own radio program.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.2 (2.6K)TV EpisodeDirectorTodd BiermannStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyAfter Frank appears on TV advocating gun ownership, the rest of the gang takes a look at the ownership process and alternatives to find common ground.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.5 (2.7K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyBefore Dee's baby arrives, The Gang tries to figure out who is the father by throwing a house party for all her former flings.
- 2005– 21mTV-MA8.9 (3.4K)TV EpisodeDirectorRichie KeenStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyAfter invading the world of the wealthy, Charlie and Dee find romance. Not to be left out, Dennis, Frank and Mac try to get in on the action.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA7.9 (2.8K)TV EpisodeDirectorRandall EinhornStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyMac pulls out the big guns to protect the sanctity of marriage, while the rest of the gang reap the rewards of marital bliss.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.5 (2.8K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyHumiliated by the popular crowd at their high school reunion, the gang attempts to gain revenge, with predictably disastrous results.
- 2005– 23mTV-MA8.7 (4.2K)TV EpisodeDirectorDaniel AttiasStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyInspired by the movie "Million Dollar Baby", Frank teaches Dee to inflict punishment while Dennis and Mac teach Charlie to take punishment. But both fighting careers are derailed by the use of "performance enhancing supplements".
- 2005– 24mTV-MA8.0 (2.4K)TV EpisodeDirectorTim RocheStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyDuring their trip to the Philadelphia Zoo, Mac sets up a group text for The Gang that leads to confusion.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA7.8 (2.6K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyDennis and Dee's Nazi grandfather is wasting away in a hospital, and it's their choice whether to pull the plug or not. Meanwhile, Charlie and Mac go crazy trying to find a dog painting they think has a lot of value.
- 2005– 23mTV-MA8.4 (3.6K)TV EpisodeDirectorDaniel AttiasStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyAfter being arrested for arson, Charlie is sentenced to community service and required to attend AA. Here he makes a discovery that could assist him in his ongoing effort to connect with the Waitress.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.5 (3K)TV EpisodeDirectorRandall EinhornStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyThe gang decides to put on a wrestling show for troops returning home while Dee courts a soldier who doesn't seem like the person she's chatting online with.
- 2005– 24mTV-MA8.2 (2.6K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyWhen Dennis and Mac send Dee to spy on the fish factory across the street, Frank and Charlie become suspicious themselves.
- 2005– 21mTV-MA7.6 (2.6K)TV EpisodeDirectorRandall EinhornStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyMarital bliss turns to marital business, as the gang experiences the emotional and economic tribulations of divorce.
- 2005– 25mTV-MA8.4 (2.6K)TV EpisodeDirectorTodd BiermannStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyThe gang gets real with one another in the face of death.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.0 (2.7K)TV EpisodeDirectorFred SavageStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyMac and Dennis try to cut back Paddy's expenses by firing Dee and Charlie, and Frank figures out a clever way to keep the bar afloat.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA9.3 (4.6K)TV EpisodeDirectorRandall EinhornStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyDennis presents his fool-proof plan for picking up chicks, but soon finds that the gang each has their own fool-proof plans for one-upping each other.
- 2005– 20mTV-MA8.0 (2K)TV EpisodeDirectorPete ChatmonStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyAs a record-breaking heat wave overtakes Philly, the Gang plans to profit from global warming by pumping up the A/C so people will congregate at Paddy's and save energy at home.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.5 (2K)TV EpisodeDirectorMegan GanzStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyDennis and Dee explore their new accommodations in the countryside; Frank accompanies Charlie to find the truth about Charlie's Irish childhood pen pal; Mac has an identity crisis and decides to join the seminary.
- 2005– 20mTV-MA7.1 (2.6K)TV EpisodeDirectorKat CoiroStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyIt's the most important weekend of their lives and Frank has treated the gang and a crew of their ragtag hangers-on with tickets to see the Eagles in the Super Bowl!
- 2005– 23mTV-MA7.9 (1.7K)TV EpisodeDirectorPete ChatmonStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyMac spends a day at the seminary to truly understand what it takes to become a priest; Dennis and Frank plan an elaborate trap to humiliate Charlie's pen pal; Dee prepares for a date with an Irish doctor; Charlie bonds with his pen pal.
- 2005– 21mTV-MA8.7 (3.2K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyInspired by Indiana Jones, Dennis, Dee, and Frank sneak into a house supposed to contain a rare vase, but become trapped when the owners return home early.
- DirectorRichie KeenStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyWhen Frank decides to retire, the gang fights over who gets to be in charge of the bar.
- 2005– 24mTV-MA8.8 (3K)TV EpisodeDirectorRichie KeenStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyThe gang decides to spend some time apart in order to find out who they really are.
- 2005– 20mTV-MA8.5 (3K)TV EpisodeDirectorHeath CullensStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyThe foursome demonstrate Chardee MacDennis for an interested board game executive.
- 2005– 21mTV-MA9.0 (3.6K)TV EpisodeDirectorFred SavageMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyAfter Mac's father is released from prison, Mac and Charlie stage their own deaths to save their lives.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA9.1 (4.4K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyWhile Mac, Dennis, and Charlie use their classic setup to sell gallons of gasoline door to door, Frank subjects Dee to a series of torture and mind games when he suspects that Dee is trying to kill him while the two plot to steal their inheritance from Bruce Mathis.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.5 (3.1K)TV EpisodeDirectorMaurice MarableStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyThe gang installs spy cameras in Mrs. Kelly and Mrs. Mac's house, to soon realise that the footage would make for a successful sitcom.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.3 (3K)TV EpisodeDirectorRandall EinhornStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyWhile Frank buys a foreclosed house with intentions of selling it for profit, Mac and Dennis become hot-headed real estate brokers, and Dee takes advantage of a suburban couple looking to hire a surrogate mother.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.3 (3.5K)TV EpisodeDirectorFred SavageStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyFrank and Charlie find someone has pooped in their bed, leading Mac and Dennis to join them as they attempt to find the culprit.
- 2005– 23mTV-MA8.0 (2.7K)TV EpisodeDirectorTodd BiermannStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyThe gang looks back on 2020 to justify their numerous PPP loans as they contributed to the chaos of the past political year way more than anyone could have imagined.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.8 (3.3K)TV EpisodeDirectorFred SavageStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyDee discovers that the waitress Charlie is obsessed with is getting married to her ex-boyfriend and plots to derail the wedding, while Mac, Frank and Dennis try to get Charlie back on the dating scene.
- 2005– 23mTV-MA8.5 (2.7K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyDennis reveals that he has a baby from his layover time in North Dakota and everyone offers solutions to the problem, but in the end, Dennis must decide which life to continue to lead.
- 2005– 21mTV-MA8.0 (1.8K)TV EpisodeDirectorMegan GanzStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyWhen news spreads of Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul's visit to Philadelphia to promote their Dos Hombres mezcal brand, the guys decide to pitch them their own liquor; the gang takes to the skies to get a taste of the glamorous high life.
- 2005– 26mTV-MA8.7 (3K)TV EpisodeDirectorRichie KeenStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyThe gang decides to start a group dating service at Paddy's.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.0 (2.6K)TV EpisodeDirectorDaniel AttiasStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyAfter making some very questionable investment choices, the gang try to dump their losses on Ben The Soldier while they look for the man who is pulling their strings.
- 2005– 23mTV-MA8.6 (3.3K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyWhen Frank decides to marry a prostitute, the gang tries to uncover her heart of gold.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA7.7 (2.6K)TV EpisodeDirectorRandall EinhornMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyDuring confession, Mac tells a priest how Paddy's sudden spell of success resulted in him becoming fat, and why the rest of the gang is to blame.
- 2005– 21mTV-MA7.6 (1.7K)TV EpisodeDirectorRichie KeenStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyA series of bad omens leads the gang to believe they are all cursed; they set off to undo the curses and make amends to those they've wronged; Mac meets Chase Utley and invites him for a catch.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.1 (2.1K)TV EpisodeDirectorHeath CullensStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyDennis and Mac get into inflatable furniture to deal with the economy's inflation, while Dee tries to find a place to crash after being evicted by her greedy landlord and Charlie wants to pitch Frank his crypto/online investment idea.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA9.2 (4K)TV EpisodeDirectorKat CoiroStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyPaddy's has been put on a list of bars that are sexually hostile to women, so the gang must attend a sexual-harassment seminar in order to get off the list.
- 2005– 21mTV-MA8.5 (3.2K)TV EpisodeDirectorJerry LevineStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyDee and Mac become Guardian Angels and clean up the streets when a bum starts using the alley behind the bar to masturbate. Meanwhile, Dennis, Charlie, and Frank impersonate police officers in order to get preferential treatment.
- 2005– 23mTV-MA8.3 (3K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyWhile paying off their debt to the mob, Charlie and Dee try to find a way to make fake cocaine in order to fool them, while Dennis ranks in thousands of dollars being pimped out at the local country club. Mac realizes his position as a mob informant isn't being utilized to its full potential.
- 2005– 24mTV-MA8.6 (3K)TV EpisodeDirectorTodd BiermannStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyLiam McPoyle teams up with the lawyer to sue Bill Ponderosa for his lost eye; old grievances resurface.
- 2005– 23mTV-MA8.0 (2.8K)TV EpisodeDirectorLPStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyWhen Mac and Dennis are looking to boost productivity around their apartment, Sweet Dee hires an "escape room experience" service.
- 2005– 23mTV-MA8.4 (3.3K)TV EpisodeDirectorFred SavageStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyIn their quest to become famous, Frank, Charlie, and Mac, search for newsworthy footage to air on public access.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA7.9 (2.6K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyDee faces an IRS audit over her claim that the baby she carried as a surrogate is her dependent, while the guys decide to run the bar in an unemotional, democratic manner rather than their typical method of shouting and personal attacks.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.1 (3K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyAfter stumbling upon a kilo of cocaine, the gang is forced to pay off a $25,000 debt to the mob. Mac becomes a mob informant, while Frank pimps out Dennis as an escort at the local country club. Charlie stumbles upon an opportunity to sell illegal narcotics.
- 2005– 20mTV-MA8.3 (3.1K)TV EpisodeDirectorFred SavageStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyWhile trying to make their own dreams come true, the gang decides to pay it forward to an unlucky family living in the city only to have their plans backfire on them.
- 2005– 22mTV-MA8.5 (3K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyThe gang kidnaps the writer of a review claiming that Paddy's is the worst bar in Philadelphia and tries to force him to change his mind. But things get worse when Dennis and Dee accidentally kidnap the writer's neighbor.