Cocaine Bear rip-offs
Oddly, Snakes on a Plane generated a single mockbuster but the, equally-adaptable, Cocaine Bear has inspired a number of questionable cash-ins.
Personally I am waiting for:
* Cannabishon Frisé
* Ketaminature Pinscher/Schnauzer
* DMTeal
* PCPeewit
* Big Khat (or Khat Cat)
And, for the ultimate rip-off mash-up: Speed Snakes on a Speeding Bullet Train.
Personally I am waiting for:
* Cannabishon Frisé
* Ketaminature Pinscher/Schnauzer
* DMTeal
* PCPeewit
* Big Khat (or Khat Cat)
And, for the ultimate rip-off mash-up: Speed Snakes on a Speeding Bullet Train.
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- DirectorMark PoloniaStarsBrice KennedyYolie CanalesMarie DeLorenzoCocaine, Cash and a Crew filming a horror movie in the mysterious woods of northern Pennsylvania clash when an unexpected visit from a Werewolf literally enters the picture. Cult film Master Mark Polonia - with nearly 100 film credits on his resume - delivers quite possibly his most entertaining venture to date, with a Gothic Industrial Rock soundtrack (courtesy of Cleopatra Records) perfectly setting the mood for one wild and crazy "howling at the moon!"
- DirectorMark PoloniaStarsTitus HimmelbergerKen Van SantNatalie HimmelbergerAn explosion at a lab lets loose onto the streets an army of mutated, murderous sharks and other creatures injected with a potent new stimulant.
- DirectorDustin FergusonStarsDawna Lee HeisingMelissa BrasselleGuillaume RivaudA Black Cougar high on cocaine escapes an animal testing facility and wrecks havoc on Los Angeles.
- DirectorChuck MageeStarsKat AndrewsKate AndrewsBrent G. BakerWhen a couple of intergalactic space crabs land on Earth, they encounter the one thing they didn't expect - A duo of dumb frat boys force-feeding them cocaine. As it turns out, cocaine gives space crabs an overbearing impulse to kill.
- DirectorChristopher RayStarsLaRonn MarzettRay AcevedoVanesa TamayoWhen an alligator eats a load of drugs all hell breaks loose in Florida.
- DirectorBrad TwiggStarsRosaria ErasoJustin P. MartinGary Lee VincentWhen a synthetically-altered street drug is discarded in the woods by a drug dealer during a car chase with police, the fallout proves nothing less than horrific when an innocent raccoon eats it, transforming it into a nightmarish killing machine straight from the bowels of hell. With unsuspecting campers, tourists, and residents of a mountain community all in close proximity to the epicenter, no one is safe from the monster's unrelenting rampage.
- DirectorBrad TwiggStarsScott SwopeChris RhydingsAndrew ParkinAfter chomping on a stash of super crack called Acid Mind Drainage, a sideshow reptile is transformed into a blood lusting beast of enormous rage. It breaks free of its cage and slips into the river that leads to the sleepy town of Pittman on the eve of the 50th anniversary of the Pittman Pepperoni Roll Festival. Sadistic drug kingpin, Mr. Rick, and his right hand man, Pinky, want their drugs back in their hands. They call on a handful of disturbed hitmen and hitwomen and hit... whatever. Duncan Jones, a pervert with an itch for blood; Big Bucky, small in stature, big in black heart; Amish bomb builder Lewis Miller; gun-toting heart throb, Fat Ass Annie; and dominatrix/strangler, Sassy Brown. This rag-tag group of mercenaries are unleashed upon the small town, angling for crocodile, dope, and one of the men who started it all... Frankie, who lost the original stash of Acid Mind Drainage. Frankie's friend, Finn, is helping him dodge the drug dealers and their hit squad as the Mayor is planning on keeping the Pepperoni Festival on schedule even though Game Warden Jonathan pulls body parts from the lake. When Frankie is cornered and caught by Mr. Rick, he pleads for his life and promises to capture, kill, and gut the crocodile, retrieving the packets of Acid Mind Drainage and returning them to him. With Finn at his side, shady characters all around him, and a crowd of Pepperoni Roll lovers swarming the lake, Frankie goes hunting for crocodile. Will he succeed?