Life is like sex, baby--the more you put in, the more you get out. End
of story.
I'm not the greatest husband - I've got a girlfriend. It doesn't
really please my wife, but then if I was looking to please her I
wouldn't have a girlfriend. I mean she knows about it, and I guess
she's okay with it. Plus my kids like both of them.
[on why he was not a guest on [error]] "Because I don't talk about
socks in the laundry. I don't talk about Wonder Bread . . . I talk
about life, and that pisses some people off."
People are taking the act too seriously. The [Diceman] character is a
macho moron. It's juvenile comedy. I just like to make people laugh.