The pain. The itch. The burning. There's no salve or ointment known to man that can quench this poor soul's anal horrors. A new trailer for Roid Rage is here ... and it's exactly what you think it is. You've been warned.
That's right, kids! There's no amount of Preparation H to save you from Ryan Lightbourn's Roid Rage starring Zach Canfield, John Russo, Ben Evans, John Archer Lundgren, Grayson Lauffenburger, and Randi Lee Krasni. It is exactly what you think it is ... lowbrow, gore-heavy entertainment! Just the way we like it!
The plot follows what happens when mutilated hookers begin to surface in a small rural town and two FBI agents end up discovering an unspeakable terror unlike anything they’ve ever encountered. Yep. We're sold!
Dig on the trailer and the artwork below. For more check out the official Roid Rage website and Roid Rage Facebook page!
Visit The Evilshop @ Amazon!
That's right, kids! There's no amount of Preparation H to save you from Ryan Lightbourn's Roid Rage starring Zach Canfield, John Russo, Ben Evans, John Archer Lundgren, Grayson Lauffenburger, and Randi Lee Krasni. It is exactly what you think it is ... lowbrow, gore-heavy entertainment! Just the way we like it!
The plot follows what happens when mutilated hookers begin to surface in a small rural town and two FBI agents end up discovering an unspeakable terror unlike anything they’ve ever encountered. Yep. We're sold!
Dig on the trailer and the artwork below. For more check out the official Roid Rage website and Roid Rage Facebook page!
Visit The Evilshop @ Amazon!
- 10/7/2011
- by Uncle Creepy
- DreadCentral.com
Roid Rage
Stars: Zach Canfield, John Russo, Ben Evans, John Archer Lundgren, Grayson Lauffenburger, Randi Lee Krasny | Written and directed by Ryan Lightbourn
“Sammy Jenkins was a simple man who lived a simple life, until a genetic mutation sent his world spiraling out of control. Now, being hunted by the men responsible for his deformity, as well as the FBI, Sammy must fight back with his unique abilities in order to survive. Those unique abilities include the giant killer hemorrhoid growing out of his ass.”
Just when I thought I’d seen it all, along comes a killer hemorrhoid movie to totally mess with my head! Taking a cue from Frank Henlotter’s Brain Damage, Ryan Lightbourn’s Roid Rage features a down at heel protagonist who, thanks to circumstances beyond his control, becomes an out of control killer who must feed his new-found deformity – in this case a killer...
Stars: Zach Canfield, John Russo, Ben Evans, John Archer Lundgren, Grayson Lauffenburger, Randi Lee Krasny | Written and directed by Ryan Lightbourn
“Sammy Jenkins was a simple man who lived a simple life, until a genetic mutation sent his world spiraling out of control. Now, being hunted by the men responsible for his deformity, as well as the FBI, Sammy must fight back with his unique abilities in order to survive. Those unique abilities include the giant killer hemorrhoid growing out of his ass.”
Just when I thought I’d seen it all, along comes a killer hemorrhoid movie to totally mess with my head! Taking a cue from Frank Henlotter’s Brain Damage, Ryan Lightbourn’s Roid Rage features a down at heel protagonist who, thanks to circumstances beyond his control, becomes an out of control killer who must feed his new-found deformity – in this case a killer...
- 6/29/2011
- by Phil
- Nerdly
Back in December, filmmaker Ryan Lightbourn got in touch to let us know about his new short film Roid Rage, and point us in the direction of the frankly messed-up trailer! Well now he’s back with a new poster and two stills from the film which stars Zach Canfield, John Russo, Ben Evans, John Archer Lundgren, Grayson Lauffenburger, and Randi Lee Krasny. Check them out:
As mutilated hookers begin to surface in a small rural town, two FBI agents discover an unspeakable terror unlike anything they’ve ever encountered.
For more information on Roid Rage, which was shot & edited entirely by Lightbourn, check out the official website and the official Facebook page. And look out for my review very soon!
As mutilated hookers begin to surface in a small rural town, two FBI agents discover an unspeakable terror unlike anything they’ve ever encountered.
For more information on Roid Rage, which was shot & edited entirely by Lightbourn, check out the official website and the official Facebook page. And look out for my review very soon!
- 3/8/2011
- by Phil
- Nerdly
Review by Mike Pickle, MoreHorror.com
"They're coming after you Sammy" "Who's coming after me?" "Everyone". A mysterious female voice whispers an ominous warning on the other line as Sammy tries to make sense of his strange (and very gross) affliction. One of the many strangely captivating scenes in Roid Rage. A beautifully shot Horror / Comedy short film from Cinematographer Ryan Lightbourn who also produced, wrote, directed and edited this nasty little gem.
This gory, zany, but very well made 14-minute Horror ride centers around Sammy (Zach Canfield). A down on his luck, loveable loser who works at a nuclear power plant. His humdrum life is turned upside down when he develops an itchy and mutating deformity. A giant killer hemorrhoid growing out of his ass! Now FBI Agent Jenkins (John Russo) and Agent Munroe (Ben Evans) are after him in connection with the murders of a bunch of local hookers.
"They're coming after you Sammy" "Who's coming after me?" "Everyone". A mysterious female voice whispers an ominous warning on the other line as Sammy tries to make sense of his strange (and very gross) affliction. One of the many strangely captivating scenes in Roid Rage. A beautifully shot Horror / Comedy short film from Cinematographer Ryan Lightbourn who also produced, wrote, directed and edited this nasty little gem.
This gory, zany, but very well made 14-minute Horror ride centers around Sammy (Zach Canfield). A down on his luck, loveable loser who works at a nuclear power plant. His humdrum life is turned upside down when he develops an itchy and mutating deformity. A giant killer hemorrhoid growing out of his ass! Now FBI Agent Jenkins (John Russo) and Agent Munroe (Ben Evans) are after him in connection with the murders of a bunch of local hookers.
- 3/4/2011
- by admin
- MoreHorror
Filmmaker Ryan Lightbourn has been in touch to let us know about his new short movie Roid Rage, and point us in the direction of the frankly messed-up trailer! As he puts it:
Just tipping you off about a royally f**ked up film that is coming out this year. “Roid Rage” has nothing to do with steroids…it’s about the other kind of roid.
The film, which stars Zach Canfield, John Russo, Ben Evans, John Archer Lundgren, Grayson Lauffenburger, Randi Lee Krasny, is a horror/comedy short film from award winning director/cinematographer Ryan Lightbourn. Be warned, this trailer contains scenes of a Frank Henlotter’s Brain Damage meets Alien nature…
As mutilated hookers begin to surface in a small rural town, two FBI agents discover an unspeakable terror unlike anything they’ve ever encountered.
For more information on, and images from, Roid Rage check out the official website and the official Facebook page.
Just tipping you off about a royally f**ked up film that is coming out this year. “Roid Rage” has nothing to do with steroids…it’s about the other kind of roid.
The film, which stars Zach Canfield, John Russo, Ben Evans, John Archer Lundgren, Grayson Lauffenburger, Randi Lee Krasny, is a horror/comedy short film from award winning director/cinematographer Ryan Lightbourn. Be warned, this trailer contains scenes of a Frank Henlotter’s Brain Damage meets Alien nature…
As mutilated hookers begin to surface in a small rural town, two FBI agents discover an unspeakable terror unlike anything they’ve ever encountered.
For more information on, and images from, Roid Rage check out the official website and the official Facebook page.
- 1/4/2011
- by Phil
- Nerdly
The news concerning upcoming indie film Roid Rage has absolutely nothing to do with steroids. Nor does it have a single thing to do with asteroids. However, it does very much have to do with one unlucky man's ass and the vicious creature that flies out of his anus like the jaws on a xenomorph from Alien. Color me enchanted!
That's right, kids! There's no amount of Preparation H to save you from Ryan Lightbourn's Roid Rage starring Zach Canfield, John Russo, Ben Evans, John Archer Lundgren, Grayson Lauffenburger, and Randi Lee Krasni. It is exactly what you think it is ... lowbrow, gore-heavy entertainment! Just the way we like it!
The plot follows what happens when mutilated hookers begin to surface in a small rural town and two FBI agents end up discovering an unspeakable terror unlike anything they’ve ever encountered. Yep. We're sold!
Dig on the trailer and the artwork below.[/link]...
That's right, kids! There's no amount of Preparation H to save you from Ryan Lightbourn's Roid Rage starring Zach Canfield, John Russo, Ben Evans, John Archer Lundgren, Grayson Lauffenburger, and Randi Lee Krasni. It is exactly what you think it is ... lowbrow, gore-heavy entertainment! Just the way we like it!
The plot follows what happens when mutilated hookers begin to surface in a small rural town and two FBI agents end up discovering an unspeakable terror unlike anything they’ve ever encountered. Yep. We're sold!
Dig on the trailer and the artwork below.[/link]...
- 12/13/2010
- by Uncle Creepy
- DreadCentral.com
*written by Ed Sum.
Coming soon from the twisted mind of director/cinematographer Ryan Lightbourn is Roid Rage, the Movie! Better known for Sleepwalkers, Lightbourn has a new tale to spin and a longer short film that's certain to get some body parts twitching.
The trailer needs to be seen to be believed. At least with what FBI Agents Jenkins (John Russo) and Munroe (Ben Evans) discovers, there's more to the chaos that's going on in a small rural town being plagued by a Jack the Ripper wannabe.
They get more than they can ever bargain for, and the hilarity and terror that ensues needs to be seen than to be believed. Judgement Day cannot come soon enough. Maybe hopping on a trip on the Nostromo is better?
Status: Post-production.
Director/D.P./Editor: Ryan Lightbourn.
Cast: John Russo, Ben Evans, Zach Canfield, John Archer Lungdren, Grayson Lauffenburger, and Randi Lee Krasny.
Coming soon from the twisted mind of director/cinematographer Ryan Lightbourn is Roid Rage, the Movie! Better known for Sleepwalkers, Lightbourn has a new tale to spin and a longer short film that's certain to get some body parts twitching.
The trailer needs to be seen to be believed. At least with what FBI Agents Jenkins (John Russo) and Munroe (Ben Evans) discovers, there's more to the chaos that's going on in a small rural town being plagued by a Jack the Ripper wannabe.
They get more than they can ever bargain for, and the hilarity and terror that ensues needs to be seen than to be believed. Judgement Day cannot come soon enough. Maybe hopping on a trip on the Nostromo is better?
Status: Post-production.
Director/D.P./Editor: Ryan Lightbourn.
Cast: John Russo, Ben Evans, Zach Canfield, John Archer Lungdren, Grayson Lauffenburger, and Randi Lee Krasny.
- 12/9/2010
- by 28DaysLaterAnalysis@gmail.com (Michael Allen)
- 28 Days Later Analysis
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