- [first title card]
- Title Card: The highly popular reviews at the Pleasure Garden Theater are staged by Mr. Hamilton.
- [first lines]
- Pleasure Garden theatergoer: That's an exquisite chorus line, Mr. Hamilton.
- Oscar Hamilton: Meet Patsy Brand.
- Pleasure Garden theatergoer: I had to meet you because I was charmed by that lovely curl of hair.
- Patsy Brand: [detaches the curl and presents it] Then I give it to you and hope you have a nice time. Now that wasn't a very clever line, was it?
- Levet: [hypocritically, considering his liaison with a local girl] You have no idea, Miss Brand, how empty and lonely life is out there...
- Patsy Brand: I know how you feel, Hugh, but I'll steer her away from these stage-door tomcats if I can.