- Billie Lee: I just put my foot in the wrong place.
- Harold Bledsoe: Oh, you did. Well, if you do it again, I'll put my foot in the right place!
- Harold Bledsoe: You know, if my insurance company finds out that I'm riding with you, they're gonna cancel my policy.
- Harold Bledsoe: Well, now that you've got it out, what are you going to do with it?
- Billie Lee: I don't know? Put it back, I guess.
- Title Card: And so, chop suey to the left of him - laundries to the right of him - into the midst of Chinatown strode Harold Bledsoe.
- Harold Bledsoe: I am certainly am glad to meet someone that's interested in flowers. I'm a student of botany also. Bledsoe's my name.
- Billie Lee: Loosen that nut over there.
- Harold Bledsoe: There's one nut loose around here now and that's enut.
- Patrick Clancy: [Walks in after a brawl in a Chinese restaurant] What are you trying to do here, start a revolution?
- Harold Bledsoe: Just a moment, I came here to get your gun.
- Patrick Clancy: My gun?
- Harold Bledsoe: Yes, there it is.
- [Takes it out of the pocket of a knocked out Chinese patron]
- Patrick Clancy: Well, that is my gun.
- Harold Bledsoe: You see, I chased him in here. But, they all looked alike.