- Archie: Oh, by Jove, glad you mentioned it, old boy. She wrote and asked me down on Saturday. Said, eh, said she was having some friends for the week-end.
- Tom Ingleside: Yes?
- Archie: Eh, oh, eh, oh, eh, look here, dear old boy, I, I, I shouldn't have told you that. Eh, this puts me up the pole, most frightfully.
- Tom Ingleside: How's that?
- Archie: Eh, your mother said it was to be a surprise.
- Tom Ingleside: Well, that's alright. I won't let you down. I'll be surprised.
- Archie: That's awful descent of you, old boy. Awfully! Well, I must be toddling. See you on Saturday! Toodle-loo.
- Molly Prescott: Why, hello.
- Jack Ingleside: Hello.
- Molly Prescott: This is a surprise.
- Jack Ingleside: Rather.
- Jack Ingleside: Well, I say, I must know something about you. Your phone number or something?
- Molly Prescott: Very well. Mayfair double-nine, nine, one.
- Archie: I say, eh, look here Sylvia. Don't you think it'd be a rather a wease if you paid, eh, a spot of attention to me? Dash it all, I mean.
- Archie: She turfed me, old boy. I, I mean to say she chucked me!
- Jack Ingleside: Sylvia?
- Archie: Who else? Who else, but Sylvia! But, then, I'm a mere mortal. I, I mean to say, I, I seek the flame again. Toodle-loo.
- Jack Ingleside: Toodle-loo.
- Sylvia: Oh, Jack! Yoo-hoo! Hello, darling. Where have you been?
- Jack Ingleside: Yes, where have I been?
- Sylvia: You naughty boy.
- Jack Ingleside: Have a drink.
- Sylvia: Right. Not too much now, I might forget myself.
- Jack Ingleside: Cheer-o!
- Sylvia: Cheer-o!
- Jack Ingleside: You're going to stay very close to me tonight, little devil.
- Tom Ingleside: We're off to France. Go on, change your clothes. I'll tell mother.
- Jack Ingleside: Be down in a jiffy!
- Tom Ingleside: Right!
- Jack Ingleside: Are we ready?
- [Group of soldiers all reply Yes sir]
- Jack Ingleside: Come on, me lads!
- [Soldiers jump out of the trench and race towards the battlefield]
- The General: Well, now, here's the situation, gentlemen. At 9:40 tomorrow night, your batteries will move up and occupy these positions.
- Maj. Bradford: Yes sir.
- The General: Then, when Jerry attacks in force, your battery, Bradford, will fall back.
- Maj. Bradford: Retreat, sir?
- The General: Don't be so infernally British, Bradford. As an assault to your patriotism, you may be interested to hear that we intend to drive a wedge into the right flank of the German advance.
- Maj. Bradford: Oh, I see sir. Then, my retreat is only a blind.
- The General: Exactly.
- Tom Ingleside: Misunderstanding? It's as clear as a star shell! She's chucked me and, and you've chucked me.
- Jack Ingleside: Now, can I take you home in a cab... or.. something?
- Molly Prescott: You may send me home in a cab. That'll be very nice.
- Jack Ingleside: But I must see you again!
- Molly Prescott: Oh, you will... that's a promise.
- Jack Ingleside: You look so lovely tonight.
- Molly Prescott: And how many girls have you said that to?
- Jack Ingleside: Oh, I should say a hundred.
- Molly Prescott: Did they all believe you?
- Jack Ingleside: Not one of them. But I mean it this time.
- Molly Prescott: And how many girls have you said that to?
- Jack Ingleside: Oh, I should say 50. But this is different.
- Molly Prescott: And how many have you said that to?
- Jack Ingleside: Oh, a dozen. But seriously, Molly, I'd love... I wish...
- Molly Prescott: And how many have you said...
- Jack Ingleside: Only one... .