Horse Feathers (1932)
E.H. Calvert: Professor in Wagstaff's Study
Quotes
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Professor Wagstaff : Tomorrow we start tearing down the college.
Professor in Wagstaff's Study , Professor in Wagstaff's Study : But, Professor, where will the students sleep?
Professor Wagstaff : Where they always sleep: in the classroom.
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Professor Wagstaff : And I say to you gentlemen that this college is a failure. The trouble is we're neglecting football for education.
Professor in Wagstaff's Study , Professor in Wagstaff's Study : Exactly. The professor is right.
Professor Wagstaff : Oh, I'm right, am I? Well, I'm not right, I'm wrong. I just said that to test you. Now I know where I'm at - I'm dealing with a couple of snakes. What I meant to say was that there's too much football and not enough education.
Professor in Wagstaff's Study , Professor in Wagstaff's Study : That's what I think.
Professor Wagstaff : Oh, you do, do you? Well, you're wrong again! If there was a snake here, I'd apologize.