- Cat Judge: Stop! We've seen and heard enough. Jury, do your duty.
- Cat Jury: Just watch us do our stuff.
- [They walk to the jury room, but it's just a revolving door and they come out just a soon as they go in]
- Cat Jury: [singing] We find the defendant guilty / He's guilty, he's guilty / G-U-I-L-T-Y / Guilty, guilty, guilty! Hooray!
- Mickey Mouse: Always chasing cats, aren't you? Well, you'll have plenty to answer for on your judgement day.
- Cat Prosecutor: You're on trial today for the crimes that you've committed. We're gonna prove ya guilty. Just try and get acquitted.
- Fat Kitten: That great big bully picked on me, because I was so fat. He chased me under a steamroller, and then he left me flat.
- [Turns, showing that he has been flattened out]
- Cat Orderly: [Has one of Pluto's victims on a wheelchair] This poor guy is dog-shocked. He's scared out of his wits, and everytime a dog barks - heh! - he throws a dozen fits. Watch him.
- [Pulls out a toy dog and squeaks it; the victim jumps out of his wheelchair hissing and spinning]
- Cat Judge: Swear in the prisoner.
- Cat Prosecutor: [holds out a phone book] Do you solemnly swear to tell the whole truth...
- [rambles on in gibberish]
- Cat Prosecutor: ... So help you?
- Pluto: [book becomes a mousetrap that snaps closed on Pluto's paw] YEEEOOOWWWW!
- Cat Judge: [hits Pluto with his oversized gavel] Shut up!