- Mother Carrot: My babies! My babies have been stolen!
- Potato policeman: What do you know about those missing carrots?
- Pickled onions: We don't know nothing, we're strangers from Bermuda.
- [hiccup]
- Corn: I'm Old Popped Corn, you can't do this to me, I'm a Kernal!
- Potato policeman: We'll fry ya.
- Egg: I'm hard boiled, the yolk's on you.