- Doris Harvey: Square Shootin' Murphy, a one-man brain trust. You run around with a lot of palookas for years and when you finally get ahold of a future world's champion, you don't even know it!
- William Jennings 'Billy: Oh, quite beefin', will ya. That lug was gettin' in my hair. We'll get along.
- Doris Harvey: I was a fool to give up my career!
- William Jennings 'Billy: What career? I'm not going to have a new wife of mine tossin' her torso around to the public.
- Doris Harvey: What wife?
- William Jennings 'Billy: Well, you know what I mean.
- Doris Harvey: Ya, I know what you mean. When you're in the dough you're too busy to marry me and when you're broke you haven't got the money for the license.
- William Jennings 'Billy: If you must dance, can't you do it with some clothes on?
- Doris Harvey: If I had any clothes on they'd know I couldn't dance!
- William Jennings 'Billy: Can you imagine a radio announcer chewin' on a mouthful of Ladislaus Klewicki?
- Doris Harvey: Can you imagine Ladislaus Klewicki chewin' on a mouthful of radio announcer?
- William Jennings 'Billy: He's slap happy.
- Eddie Black: He's punch drunk.
- Doris Harvey: I don't know. He makes sense to me.
- William Jennings 'Billy: I still say he's slap happy! Come on, you. Snap out of it. You're as wacky as he is.
- William Jennings 'Billy: You just listen to her, fella. She knows all about those things. After all, women and mothers are...
- Eddie Black: Yeah, the same kinda people, ain't they?
- Homer Baston: Now, look ma'am, if you know anything about my mother, I'd certainly like to hear it; but, I'm afraid you're trying to coax me into being a prizefighter and I wish you wouldn't do it.
- Doris Harvey: Oh, I'm not trying to sell you a bill of goods.
- [cow turns its head around and moos]
- Doris Harvey: That's just the bull.
- Homer Baston: Cow, Miss.
- Doris Harvey: Cow!
- Eddie Black: Wait a minute, Murph. I'm in here on account as I was doin' you a favor. A guy insulted ya! Yeah! He had the nerve to call you a petty larceny chiseler and I stuck up for ya. I said you wasn't petty.
- Doris Harvey: What's the matter now?
- William Jennings 'Billy: Eddie threw a beer stein at some guy and hit a cop. I gotta go down to the cooler and spring 'em.
- William Jennings 'Billy: In the meantime, turn on that charm while I'm gone.
- Doris Harvey: Shall I do my bubble dance?
- William Jennings 'Billy: Do anything you want. No bubble dance!
- William Jennings 'Billy: Sell Homer? Are you kidding? He'll knock this palooka right back to the hobo jungle where I found him.
- Curley Bender: One of these days you're going to irrigate me. Yeah! You're going to irrigate me!
- Eddie Black: I'd certainly appreciate it if you'd box with me, Mr. Bender.
- Marian Bronson: The pleasure would be coincidental!
- William Jennings 'Billy: What about that dame?
- Muscles Malone: I don't feel like talkin' today.
- William Jennings 'Billy: Ah, come on, you talked to Eddie yesterday, didn't ya?
- Muscles Malone: Well, that was different. There was ten bucks in it.
- William Jennings 'Billy: [hands him a bill] Sawbuck.
- Marian Bronson: Now, tell me your views on life, love and the pursuit of happiness.
- Homer Baston: Well, I do kind of have some ideas on how to live. Do you like chickens?
- Homer Baston: Every time I look into your big brown eyes, it reminds me of Eleanor. Gee, she was beautiful.
- Marian Bronson: I suppose I'm not in the same league with her.
- Homer Baston: She used to give 16 quarts of milk a day.
- [Marian has a shocked look on her face]
- Homer Baston: Oh, Eleanor's a cow.
- Marian Bronson: Oh, well maybe I have a chance, after all.
- Homer Baston: She took two prizes at the State Fair.
- Muscles Malone: Hey, what is this, what's going on?
- Doris Harvey: That's the judge who threw me in the clink for doing my bubble dance.
- William Jennings 'Billy: What's the difference? He'll never know you with your clothes on.
- Doris Harvey: We've been out on the terrace. I couldn't wait to show Homer my rhododendrons.
- Homer Baston: Yeah. They were beautiful.
- Judge William 'Gashouse' Bronson: Haven't I seen you somewhere before young lady?
- Margaret 'Maggie': I don't think so.
- Judge William 'Gashouse' Bronson: No, not you. You.
- Doris Harvey: Oh, yes, of course. That bubble party.
- Mrs. Bronson: Bubble party?
- Doris Harvey: Yeah, the night of the big wind.
- Margaret 'Maggie': [after hiccuping, while being walked into dinner by her sentencing judge] Say something to frighten me, won't ya?
- Judge William 'Gashouse' Bronson: 30 days!
- Margaret 'Maggie': Oh, you're so witty!