One Ham's Family (1943)

Kent Rogers: Narrator, Junior

Quotes 

• Junior : Well, what'ya know! Saint Nicolas! What you know, Nick?

  Wolf : Oh, er... Merry Christmas, my little man. He he he he. I'm sure you've been a very good little boy this year, haven't you?

  Junior : He don't know me very well, does he, folks?

• Junior : Well, I cannot heckle that wolf anymore till he get back, so I might as well heckle you people out there.

  [pulls out a blackboard and screeches on it with chalk] 

  Junior : Oh, I sure is a mean widdle kid, ain't I?

• Mother : Junior, you got a whipping coming to you.

  Junior : [gives mother a gift box]  And you got a present coming to you. Merry Christmas, Mommy.

  Mother : Oh, Junior. You sweet thing.

  [opens present] 

  Mother : A fur coat!

  [puts it on; it has the same bandaged tail as the wolf] 

  Mother : Why, this coat is just what I need.

  Wolf : [comes in naked, grabs fur coat]  You and me both, sister. He he he he he!

  [runs out; door closes, has sign that reads: "Corny ending, isn't it?"]