Screwball Squirrel (1944)

Wally Maher: Screwy Squirrel, Sammy Squirrel

Quotes 

• Screwy Squirrel : Well, that's the end of him. You people want in on a little secret? You wanna know how I tricked that guy all through the picture?

  [a second Screwy Squirrel appears] 

  Screwy Squirrel : [Both of them]  We was twins all the time! Ha ha ha ha!

  [Two Meatheads appear, each taking a hold of one of the Screwys] 

  Meathead : [Both of them]  So was we. Ha ha ha ha!

  Sammy Squirrel : My cartoon would have been cuter.

  Screwy Squirrel , Meathead : Oh, brother, not that!

  [They all beat up Sammy] 

• Screwy Squirrel : Hello, Meathead?

  Meathead : Uh, yeah?

  Screwy Squirrel : Do you chase squirrels?

  Meathead : Nope, n-nothing but birds, I'm a bird dog, registered, p-pedigreed b-bird dog, I chase nothing but birds, that's all, just birds.

  Screwy Squirrel : Aw, you're probably too slow to chase squirrels. You're yellow. Why you... Oh, pardon me.

  [Closes phone booth door so that audience cannot hear; blows raspberry through phone; Meathead arrives instantly] 

  Screwy Squirrel : I knew that'd get him. Ha ha ha ha!

• Screwy Squirrel : Now, let's see, what's the next thing I do to that guy? What is that next scene?

  [Lifts corner of screen to peek at next scene] 

  Screwy Squirrel : Oh, yeah!