- Marge O'Day: What's good?
- Waitress: T-bone steak, pork chops, hamburger, friend chicken and rabbit.
- Marge O'Day: T-bone steak. T-bone steak.
- Waitress: I just said that's good, but we don't have any. Uh, maybe you better have a salami sandwich.
- Marge O'Day: Oh, well. That's what we had in mind.