Jerky Turkey (1945)

Wally Maher: Turkey

Quotes 

• Turkey : Well, whadda yuh know, anudder custmmer!

• Turkey : Psst! Hey juniawh, yuh wanna buy a hot turkey?

  Hunting Pilgrim : Is it fresh?

  Turkey : Is it fresh? Ha-ha! Look at dat white meat. Look at dat dark meat. Feel de material in dat win'. Look at de size of dat wishbone. Ha-ha-ha! Do yuh wanna eat it here, or take it wit' yuh?

  Hunting Pilgrim : Well, I don't know...

  Turkey : Okay, juniawh, I'll wrap it as a gift.

• Turkey : Face it, juniawh. Yuh ain't nevuh gonna catch me fawh no Thanksgivin' dinnuh. Derefawh, why doan we eat at Joe's?

  Hunting Pilgrim : Well, all right. We'll eat at Joe's.