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Quotes
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Susan Turner : Do you know what you are? You're a regular Blackbeard.
Judge Margaret Turner : Bluebeard, dear.
Susan Turner : Well, a rose by any color.
Richard (Dick) Nugent : Now, everybody's too excited.
Tommy : Nobody's excited.
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Tommy : Good evening.
Richard (Dick) Nugent : Sit down. You're just in time for a piece of cake.
Tommy : Thank you, I will. I suppose you're wondering how I got here. I went to your house and found that you... .
Richard (Dick) Nugent : Let me tell it - you went to Margaret's house. You found she'd gone. You were suspicious she had gone out with me. So you went to my apartment.
Tommy : You'd make a good detective, Nugent.
Joey : Who is this guy? I don't like him
Richard (Dick) Nugent : Nor do I.
Tommy : My name is Chamberlain...
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Tommy : Absit invidia -Latin meaning "no offense intended"...
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Tommy : Officer, I want you to arrest someone.
Tom - Cop at Airport : Now, you don't wanna go around arresting nice people.
Tommy : What?
Tom - Cop at Airport : Why don't you be a good boy and go on home?
Tommy : Do you know who you're talking to? I'm the assistant district attorney.
Tom - Cop at Airport : Sure you are.
Tommy : Tell him who I am.
Matt Beemish : Yes, he is the assistant district attorney.
Tom - Cop at Airport : Well, now, ain't that nice.
Tommy : You stupid blockhead, I'll do it myself.
Tom - Cop at Airport : Wait a moment, you don't wanna bother anybody.
Cop at Airport : Having trouble, Tom?
Tommy : I'm the assistant district attorney.
Tom - Cop at Airport : Sure he is. Now just take it easy. Relax. We'll make you district attorney. Then you'll be in charge of all the little assistant district attorneys.
Tommy : I'll report you to the police commissioners. Beemish, get their numbers.
Matt Beemish : Yeah. I'll get a pencil - be right back.
Tom - Cop at Airport : Come on buddy.
[the two officers carry him away]