King-Size Canary (1947)

Pinto Colvig: Cat

Quotes 

• Mouse : [the house sized bulldog chases the smaller cat into the city only to see that the cat has stopped running away from him. The dog comes to a sudden screeching halt and is quite confused to see that the previously scared of him cat is just leaning comfortably to the base of a building smiling. The very confused dog, leans in on the cat to see why the cat stopped running away from him. The cat just points for the dog to look around the corner of the building at something. As the dog does so, out looms a now building sized mouse, towering well over the bulldog. The mouse pauses for a moment before looking down at the dog and simply says]  Boo!

  Mouse : [This sends the dog running away as fast as possible, leaving a towering mouse and small cat at the building]  Well, see chum? It's like I said at the beginning. I told you I'd save your life, didn't I?

  Cat : Duh, yeah! Gee, thanks a lot ol pal!

  [shakes the giant mouse's hand happily] 

  Mouse : And here's the little bottle that did the whole trick.

  [giant mouse hands the Jumbo-Gro bottle to the smaller cat] 

  Mouse : Well... so long shorty!

  [giant mouse stomps away from the cat happily barely fitting through the streets at his huge size] 

  Cat : Duh! So long!

  [waves good bye to the exiting gigantic mouse] 

  Cat : But hey! Duh, I'm still hungry!

  [the cat salivates hungry like and grins oh so happily as he further watches the gigantic mouse stomping off through the streets. Suddenly seeing the word 'FOOD' displayed on the back of the mouse. The grinning cat quickly chugs down more of the Jumbo-Gro and quickly rises in size after doing so. The cat now wearing a bib and holding a giant knife and fork grins down at the now smaller than he is mouse. As the mouse takes notice of what is now behind him he runs away only for the cat to chase him, as both quickly exit the city] 

• Mouse : Hey, wait a minute, pal! What are you trying to do, eat me?

  Cat : Duh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

  Mouse : Well, forget it, pal. I've seen this cartoon before; and believe me, if you're smart, you won't eat me; 'cause before this picture's over, I save your life.

  Cat : Duh, yeah, b-but I'm hungry.

  Mouse : All right then. In the next room, you'll find a great big fat juicy canary. Eat him.

• [after listening to the advice of the mouse, the cat goes to the birdcage thinking it is well and healthy and grabs it, tossing it into a sack to bring to a table to eat. At the kitchen table the cat shakes the sack about waiting for the bird to fall out of it. As the bird finally does fall out of the sack onto a plate, it is this puny, insignificant, tiny dot of a bird] 

  Canary : Well... I've been sick.

  Cat : Doh!

  [pushes the plate with the tiny dot of a bird away quite annoyed. Only to see a bottle of Jumbo-Gro before him as he starts to brainstorm the possibilities if he fed some of that to the scrawny bird]