The Man Who Never Was (1956)
Robert Flemyng: Lt. George Acres
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Quotes
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Lieutenant George Acres : You know, Monty, what we really want is something absolutely simple, the simpler the better.
Lieutenant Commander Ewen Montagu : Good boy, George, you're absolutely right.
Lieutenant George Acres : Well, how about this: suppose we issue Greek dictionaries to all the troops. Why should we do that unless we intend to invade Greece? That would fool them.
Lieutenant Commander Ewen Montagu : I should make it Eskimo dictionaries. That would really fool them.
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Lieutenant George Acres : Monty, that parachute that didn't open... Suppose we were to drop a fellow out of a plane over enemy territory, with papers on him saying we were going to invade Greece, and his parachute didn't open. The Germans would find him dead, and the papers, and "Aha," they'd say, "Look at this. Officer with secret papers, parachute didn't open... they're going to invade Greece."
Lieutenant Commander Ewen Montagu : Do we tell the man who jumps that the parachute doesn't work, or is it a sort of practical joke that he finds out on the way down?
Lieutenant George Acres : Well, of course it would have to be somebody you didn't mind much about.
Lieutenant Commander Ewen Montagu : Are you volunteering? No, George, it wouldn't work.
Lieutenant George Acres : What about using a man already dead?
Lieutenant Commander Ewen Montagu : The autopsy would show he was dead before he hit the ground. Let's get back to the office and think again.
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Lieutenant Commander Ewen Montagu : Now, about dates. There's got to be something on him that will show when he left. I think I can fix to get a receipted bill from the Naval and Military Club -- he stayed there on his last night.
Lieutenant George Acres : And he went to the theatre. Final celebration. He has the stubs of the tickets in his pocket.
Lieutenant Commander Ewen Montagu : Item: two theatre tickets.
Lieutenant George Acres : Make it four, and for something worth seeing.
Lieutenant Commander Ewen Montagu : And what's going on in that bright little mind?
Lieutenant George Acres : Well, we've got to buy the tickets anyway, and Willie can't use them -- we might as well! There are three of us already, and with Pam's alleged girlfriend...
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Pam : I think my alleged friend wants a light.
Lucy Sherwood : Why am I always your "alleged friend"?
Pam : George has never been quite sure that you exist.
Lucy Sherwood : Oh, I exist all right. It's about all I do.
Lieutenant George Acres : [lighting her cigarette] There's no doubt about that!
Lieutenant Commander Ewen Montagu : This is very interesting. From his attitude in the office, one would never suspect that George was such a fast worker.