- Gilbert Wooley: Gee that's terrible. 'The Oversexed Major'... Besides soldiers can't be sexy... Not with the food the army gives them to eat.
- [laughs uncomfortably]
- Gilbert Wooley: [Upon discovering that his rabbit is actually a female and has had babies] Hey, YOU'RE not a Harry; you're a HARRIET!
- Lola Livingston: I couldn't bring my French poodle along and I'm not used to sleeping alone - without my poodle.
- Gilbert Wooley: I'm a magician and it's a novel kind of an act. I play the part of the rabbit, too. The magician and the rabbit. I pull myself out of the hat.
- Lola Livingston: I decided to go on this USO tour, because my picture's been postponed for a month until my leading man gets over his hangover.