Boys' Night Out (1962)
Tony Randall: George Drayton
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Quotes
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[the boys are discussing which one of the four boys will get it on with Cathy on Mondays]
Fred Williams : I'm busy Monday nights.
Doug Jackson : That busy?
Fred Williams : Monday night the Greenwich Little League Association meets.
George Drayton : Little league? This is big league stuff, baby. Night games.
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Marge Drayton : What kind of stuff has he got?
George Drayton : See that slow ball he just dropped in there? That's his fast ball.
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George Drayton : Now we got to put that genius to work on one more little job.
Doug Jackson : Right!
George Drayton : Our companion!
Fred Williams : Oh, come on fellas. Now, listen, let's not go into the details right now, huh?
George Drayton : Just a small detail, Fred. One warm, delectable, luscious, juicy blonde.
Cathy : [walks in from another room] Hello, boys. I'm Cathy. When would you like me to begin?
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Howard McIllenny : We'd be just wasting our time.
George Drayton : Not necessarily. What if we waste Fred's time?
Doug Jackson : Yeah! It would serve him right.
Howard McIllenny : For what?
Doug Jackson : For being so damn right! Right?
George Drayton : Right!
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George Drayton : Now, where was I?
Miss Plotnik : [reading dictation] Motivation-wise, your Nymph perfume attack...
George Drayton : Is way off target. You've got to make every woman feel that unless she uses Nymph perfume she's a pig. Period. Next paragraph.
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George Drayton : What a fabulous nape! Ever since I was a little kid, I've been kinda funny for neck napes.
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George Drayton : Champagne, my dear. Is it in order?
Cathy : Champagne is always in order.
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George Drayton : I've signed up for a seminar on Creative Copyrighting at the New School for Social Research.