Billy Liar (1963)
Rodney Bewes: Arthur Crabtree
Quotes
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Arthur Crabtree : Hey, I got those things for you.
Billy Fisher : What? What things?
Arthur Crabtree : Passion pills - what I said I'd get you.
Billy Fisher : Let's have a look. Where'd you get them?
Arthur Crabtree : This mate of mine fetched them from Singapore.
Billy Fisher : I bet they're bloody aspirins.
Arthur Crabtree : What?
Billy Fisher : [swallowing some] Eh, steady on! They'll give yuh the screamin' abdabs. One of these, two two-and-nines at the Regal, bag of chips and you're away!
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Billy Fisher : I've got something unpleasant to say to our Mr. Shadrack today.
Arthur Crabtree : You've got something unpleasant to say to our Mr. Shadrack today?
Billy Fisher : Anything I say would be unpleasant.
Arthur Crabtree : Kindly leave the undertakers.
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Arthur Crabtree : I can't keep up with your rotten sex life, mate. You know what's going to happen to you, don't you? You're going to be up for bigamy.
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Arthur Crabtree : Hey. I say, is that that bird?
Billy Fisher : What bird?
Arthur Crabtree : There. Getting a lift in that lorry. That bird that wanted you to go to France with her.
Billy Fisher : Do you mean Liz?
Arthur Crabtree : Yes, where's she been this time, then?
Billy Fisher : I don't know. She goes where she feels like. She's crazy. She just enjoys herself.