Send Me No Flowers (1964)
Paul Lynde: Mr. Akins
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Quotes
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Mr. Akins : [Shows George the ad for Green Hills cemetery] As you can see, we suggest the entire family all go out and select the final resting place together. The kids love it. They have a ball.
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Mr. Akins : How many in your family?
George Kimball : Just my wife and myself.
Mr. Akins : Oh... Well, that's all right. Chance of any little additions, maybe?
George Kimball : Well, there might be another man along later.
Mr. Akins : I beg your pardon.
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George Kimball : Mr.Akins, let me ask you a question. Assuming the husband goes first, and then later on the wife remarries.
Mr. Akins : Uh huh.
George Kimball : Then assuming the wife goes next and she's buried alongside her first husband.
Mr. Akins : Uh huh.
George Kimball : Well, when the second goes, is he buried alongside the other two. I mean, are they all put in there together.
Mr. Akins : Yes, that happens.
George Kimball : Well, make it for three. I might as well go all the way.
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Mr. Akins : Whenever you're ready, we're ready.
George Kimball : That's a comforting thought.