Mirage (1965)
Walter Matthau: Ted Caselle
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Quotes
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David Stillwell : Wouldn't it be hilarious if you did know what you were doing?
Ted Caselle : Yeah and how come I don't know what to do next?
David Stillwell : Well, pretend you're James Bond, he always knows.
Ted Caselle : Maybe we ought to get something to eat. I'm dying for a peanut butter sandwich.
Ted Caselle : Forget James Bond.
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Ted Caselle : I tell you one thing, I'm beginning to wish I had a gun.
David Stillwell : You're kidding?
Ted Caselle : Aw, filthy things, I can't stand them. You have one and sure as shootin' you end up using it.
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Ted Caselle : What can I do for you?
David Stillwell : To open it, you can find who I am.
Ted Caselle : Sure, you are David Stillwell. That will be... hmm, ten bucks!
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Ted Caselle : My secretary is out to lunch, my partner is out in a case. My name is Caselle. Who recommended you, Mr...?
David Stillwell : Stillwell. David Stillwell. I saw the sign.
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David Stillwell : What about your secretary? Don't you want to leave a note or something?
Ted Caselle : I will tell the truth. I don't have a secretary and there is no partner. As a matter of fact, you are my first case.
David Stillwell : [sarcastically] Terrific.
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Cocktail Waitress : Good evening.
David Stillwell : Hi. Scotch and lemon peel.
Cocktail Waitress : Thank you.
Ted Caselle : I'll have a Dr. Pepper.
David Stillwell : That figures.