- Johnny Ringo: [after shooting a telegraph delivery man] That'll teach ya to interrupt me when I'm swoonin' the gals!
- Jesse James: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fastest gun of all?
- Narrator: Jesse James, you was best, til this new boy came out west.
- Jesse James: That's a lie!
- [shoots mirror]
- Cole Younger: Listen, right now Trigger and Roden are up in Bald Knob selling guns and ammunition to the Indians.
- Rob Dalton: Listen, right now Trigger and Roden are up in Bald Knob selling guns and ammunition to the Indians.