After the Fox (1966)
Peter Sellers: Aldo Vanucci
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Quotes
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Aldo Vanucci : Aagghh! If only I could steal enough to become an honest man!
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Aldo Vanucci : Because I am a small crook, I go to prison. It's only the big crooks that go free. Is that justice?
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Gina Romantica : [about Tony Powell in watching one of his movies] He's a good kisser.
Aldo Vanucci : Do you know how many good kissers are starving in Italy?
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Aldo Vanucci : I'll get you a new stove, with push buttons!
Mama Vanucci : [breaking down in tears after the statement] I don't want buttons! I want *grandchildren*!
Aldo Vanucci : You hear that Gina, your Mama wants grandchildren!
Gina Vanucci : You're a crook. Steal her some!
Aldo Vanucci : Mama, look the other way. I'm going to kill Gina.
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Aldo Vanucci : [the stolen gold is delayed and Fabrizi has to shoot some of his 'neo-realist' film] We are ready for the next shot, only in this scene instead of doing *nothing*, we do *something*.
Tony Powell : [exasperated] What?
Aldo Vanucci : Running, running.
Tony Powell : What are we running from?
Aldo Vanucci : From yourselves. Uh, you get the symbolic meaning?
[Tony shakes his head 'no']
Aldo Vanucci : Aah! No matter how fast you run, you can never run away from yourselves!
Tony Powell : Aahh! Beautiful!
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Aldo Vanucci : [as Fabrizi, explaining the concept of his movie] Tony plays 'The Fox'...
Tony Powell : [interrupting] An animal picture!
Aldo Vanucci : No, "The Fox", a master criminal with an ingenious plan to smuggle gold into Italy, and - a surprise ending!
Harry Granoff : What's the ingenious plan?
Aldo Vanucci : *That* is the surprise ending.
Tony Powell : I love it! When do we start shooting?
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Aldo Vanucci : [to the police chief] In films either you have got a face or you don't got a face. You have got a face.
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Aldo Vanucci : [to Police Chief after townsfolk boo him] We should have a talk in your office before they kill you.
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Aldo Vanucci : [to Tony and Gina] When I give you the signal, do nothing, absolutely nothing.
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Bikini Girl : [Okra's sister comes to see Aldo, who doesn't know she is Okra's sister] He doesn't let me talk to anyone. I haven't used a telephone in six years. If he knew I was here, he would kill me.
Aldo Vanucci : That swine.
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Aldo Vanucci : Sister?
Aldo Vanucci : [grabbing the girl hiding in the closet he thought he was seducing away from him] She's your *sister*? Here, slattern, go home with your brother, and pray!
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Aldo Vanucci : [introducing himself after making a grand entrance into the room] Federico Fabrizi!
Harry Granoff : I'm sorry, I don't speak Italian.
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Harry Granoff : [to Aldo, who he thinks is movie director Federico Fabrizi, for his client, actor Tony Powell] What about a contact?
Aldo Vanucci : [excitedly] Contract?
Aldo Vanucci : [after grabbing Powell and kissing him on the cheek] There is my contract.
Harry Granoff : Do I get a copy for my lawyer?
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Aldo Vanucci : If I cannot trust you, you are to stay in your room until you are 21 years old.
Gina Vanucci : I go where I want and when I want! Can you say the same, fugitive?
Aldo Vanucci : Now just you listen to me, you, you - you delinquent.
Gina Vanucci : Sneak!
Aldo Vanucci : Harlot!
Gina Vanucci : Coward!
Aldo Vanucci : Tramp! Starlet!
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Aldo Vanucci : Take this soap and wash those lips off your face.
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Gina Vanucci : Oh, that was a real producer and he was going to give me a part in his film. And he had a contract in his pocket.
Aldo Vanucci : And a fountain pen in his hotel room.
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Aldo Vanucci : As an international film director, I asked for *fake* gold. Some crook used real gold instead. I suspect - I suspect hanky-panky.
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Police Chief : Good morning!
Aldo Vanucci : Ooh! A good, strong "Good Morning"! Oooh!
Aldo Vanucci : [as he passionately throws papers in the air] Oooh! Sorry, we artists must give vent to our emotions. And I have just vented... Good morning.
Police Chief : [into the mirror in an actorly fashion after Aldo leaves] Good morning!
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Police Chief : [holding a cigar box open for Aldo] Have a cigar.
Aldo Vanucci : Oh, I couldn't take your last one.
Police Chief : Thank you.
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Aldo Vanucci : That's it. I've got it. I've got a plan! I've got a plan! Ha! Come, come. Ha, I've got a plan!
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Aldo Vanucci : Don't touch my mamma's chicken!
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Aldo Vanucci : There has been a change in the plans. The Fox is out of the tree.
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Aldo Vanucci : They're insane. They're insane! Is this what you want? To have the clothes torn off your back?
Gina Vanucci : Yes!
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Aldo Vanucci : Harry, this is Fred Okra, my coproducer. He invented Okrascope.
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Aldo Vanucci : If you're in the movies they give you milllons of dollars. Women tear your clothes off. Pollce protect you wherever you go.