Carry on Screaming! (1966)
Kenneth Williams: Dr. Orlando Watt
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Quotes
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Det Sgt. Bung : A young lady has disappeared and we're anxious to trace her whereabouts.
Dr. Watt : Oh? Whereabouts?
Det Sgt. Bung : Hereabouts.
Albert : At ten o'clock.
Det Sgt. Bung : Or thereabouts.
Constable Slobotham : In this vicinity.
Det Sgt. Bung : Or roundabouts.
Constable Slobotham : We're police officers.
Albert : Or layabouts.
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Dr. Watt : FRYING TONIGHT!
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Det Sgt. Bung : Now then, your name please.
Dr. Watt : Doctor Watt.
Constable Slobotham : Doctor who, sir?
Dr. Watt : Watt. "Who" was my uncle, or was - I haven't seen him in ages!.
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Dr. Watt : [on being told Oddbod's finger is missing] I hope he didn't leave it anywhere embarassing! That's the trouble with my regeneration process, it makes everything so brittle. You never know what's going to drop off next.
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Dr. Watt : They would have to come tonight, just when I'm feeling half dead!
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Dr. Watt : [as a body is lowered into the boiling vitrification cauldron, enthusiastically] Oh, well, here goes... !
Valeria : [pleading] Oh, please, Orlando. Please, please don't say it.
Dr. Watt : [acting innocent] Say what, dear?
Valeria : [chiding] You know perfectly well what. What you always say at this time. It's in extremely bad taste.
Dr. Watt : What is? Oh, you mean: FRYING TONIGHT!
Valeria : [winces] Ooh.
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Dr. Watt : [Valeria slipped some of the prescription that Dr. Jekyll made up, into Sgt. Bung's drink. Sgt. Bung turns into a Mr. Hyde character.] Oh, he looks absolutely lovely.
Valeria : [Sgt. Bung amorously grabs Valeria] Sidney, Sidney. Sidney, listen to me.
Dr. Watt : [excited by how beastly Sgt. Bung has become] Oh, I must have a noggin of that meself.
Valeria : [Sgt. Bung has grabbed her, and won't let go.] Stop it, Sidney! Stop it. Sidney!
Dr. Watt : [smiling] No, don't stop him, dear. He's supposed to do thoroughly beastly things.
Valeria : [firmly, trying to control him.] Listen to me. I am your MISTRESS.
Dr. Watt : [grinning from ear to ear] Don't say THAT, dear! It'll only make him worse.
Valeria : [trying to control Sgt. Bung] You must obey my commands. You hear me? You must obey me. All right.
Valeria : [Sgt. Bung lets go of her] Now, there's something I want you to do for me.
Valeria : [as Sgt. Bung grabs her and tries to kiss her] No, not THAT!
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Valeria : Junior has brought one back. We must vitrify her immediately.
Dr. Watt : [looking at the heavyset body of Emily Bung, on the slab] Is this the best you could do? What am I expected to do with this? It's a load of old rubbish.
Valeria : [being practical] I can sell it to Lacey's. They deal exclusively with fittings for the matronly figure.
Dr. Watt : [disparaging] Well, they'll have a FIT when they see this one!