Quotes
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Steve Donovan : You can't do this to us, we're Americans
Marty Johnson : Not only that, we're from Pittsburgh!
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Marty Johnson : [singing] I'm a spy, I'm a spy, It's not him, It's not you, But, it's I...
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Micheline : Marty, talk to him.
Marty Johnson : What about?
Micheline : Tell him about marriage and happiness.
Marty Johnson : Make up your mind, which one?
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Marty Johnson : Help me! Help me! Call Batman.
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Marty Johnson : What's such a nice person like you doing in such a dangerous business?
Police Officer : It keeps me in nylons.
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Steve Donovan : All right, Marty, you heard our orders.
Marty Johnson : Yes, sir! What are they?
Steve Donovan : Find them THEM guys and tail 'em.
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Marty Johnson : Good guys finish first!
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Marty Johnson : Look, can't we talk this over like a couple of adult spies? Let's sit down around a table and negotiate! And maybe have a nice egg cream?