One Life to Live (1968–2013)

Tuc Watkins: David Vickers, David Vickers Buchanan

Quotes 

• Adam Chandler, Sr. : Talking to you would be a waste of my breath, David.

  David Vickers : Continue to talk to me, waste your breath, because if you waste your breath, you just might drop dead.

• Dr. Dorian Cramer Lord Callison Santi Vickers Hayes Laurence #3 : Honestly, I wasn't with another man, I swear.

  David Vickers : You swear on what?

  Dr. Dorian Cramer Lord Callison Santi Vickers Hayes Laurence #3 : I swear on my desk, on the family pictures, on the statue, on

  [sees a silver candlestick poking out of David's bag] 

  Dr. Dorian Cramer Lord Callison Santi Vickers Hayes Laurence #3 : ... My candlestick in your luggage?

  David Vickers : [fake surprise]  What's your candlestick doing in my luggage?

  Dr. Dorian Cramer Lord Callison Santi Vickers Hayes Laurence #3 : Nevermind.

• David Vickers : [getting blamed for not realizing Mark was gay]  Don't look at me. How was I supposed to know? He wasn't wearing a baseball hat that said "gay" on it.

• Dr. Dorian Cramer Lord Callison Santi Vickers Hayes Laurence #3 : David, could you please, please leave us alone? Thank you.

  David Vickers : By all means.

  Dr. Dorian Cramer Lord Callison Santi Vickers Hayes Laurence #3 : And, David dear, would you close the doors behind you?

  David Vickers : Yeah, not your butler.

  Dr. Dorian Cramer Lord Callison Santi Vickers Hayes Laurence #3 : Right.

• Dr. Dorian Cramer Lord Callison Santi Vickers Hayes Laurence #3 : I've got to meet the Chief of Staff of the hospital. He wants to talk to me about a position there. You know what this means?

  David Vickers : Free tetanus shots?

• Lee Dennison Halpern Sanders : [Bo is taking some policemen to try to find Blair]  All right, now, let's go.

  David Vickers : Bo, don't neglect to turn on your lights and your siren. I will be right behind.

  Lee Dennison Halpern Sanders : Ugh.

  David Vickers : This is a seminal moment for me. I'll be chasing a police car instead of it chasing me. Let's go.

• David Vickers : Do you happen to have a room available?

  Roxy Balsom : Mmm... no.

  David Vickers : What if the president showed up?

  Roxy Balsom : [skeptically]  This president?

  David Vickers : Eisenhower.

  Roxy Balsom : Oh him. Oh, yeah, well I think I could find a room for him.

  David Vickers : Okay well he's not going to show up, so I'll take his room.

  Roxy Balsom : No you won't.

  David Vickers : Look, Roxy, c'mon I'm desperate. Don't you even have a broom closet? Only much larger with a king size bed and a view of something that's not a crime scene.