The Monitors (1969)
Larry Storch: P.A. Stutz
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Quotes
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Colonel Stutz : [disguised as a preacher] Believe in the Monitors or the Heavens will open up and rain down horned toads, warted frogs, and all sorts of slimy, scaled yellow monsters.
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Colonel Stutz : But there are rules in war, Culp! Rules! Rule one, ask no questions. Rule two, be on the winning side.
Culp : Uh, what was rule one, again, sir?
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Colonel Stutz : Jordan, you're always with a beautiful woman. What's your secret? Raw eggs? Wheat germ oil? Steak tartare? You can tell me.