Sweet Charity (1969)

Stubby Kaye: Herman

Quotes 

• Herman : Excuse me, ladies. Prince Phillip just walked in, so park the gum behind your ears and drag it out on the floor.

• Nickie , Herman , Fandango Taxi Girls : [singing]  So let me get right to the point, I don't pop my cork, For every guy I see...

• Herman : Excuse me, ladies. They have just announced the winners of the Irish Sweepstakes, and since none of you lovely creatures is among the winners, get your keisters back inside.

• Herman : You know somethin', pal? For a broad, she's got a lotta class!

  [spanks Charity's behind]