The AristoCats (1970)
Eva Gabor: Duchess
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Quotes
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Thomas O'Malley : Why, your eyes are like sapphires sparkling so bright. They make the morning radiant and light.
Marie : How romantic.
Berlioz the Kitten : Sissy stuff.
Duchess : Oh, c'est très jolie, monsieur. Very poetic. But it is not quite Shakespeare.
Thomas O'Malley : 'Course not. That's pure O'Malley, baby. Right off the cuff. Yeah. I got a million of 'em.
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Duchess : Thomas, this is Amelia and Abigail Gabble.
Thomas O'Malley : Yeah, honey. Get those two web-footed lifeguards out of here.
Duchess : Now, now, Thomas.
Thomas O'Malley : Okay. Okay, baby.
[to the geese]
Thomas O'Malley : Hiya, chicks.
[Abigail and Amelia Gabble laugh]
Abigail Gabble : We're not chickens. We're geese.
Thomas O'Malley : [sarcastically] No. I thought you were swans.
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Duchess : Berlioz, come back here. Haven't you forgotten something, darling?
Berlioz : Thank you, Miss Frou-Frou, for letting me ride on your back.
Frou-Frou : You're quite welcome, young man.
[Berlioz turns to his mama]
Berlioz : How was that, Mama?
Duchess : Very good, darling. That was very nice.
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Thomas O'Malley : You know something? I like Uncle Waldo.
Duchess : [laughs] Especially when he's marinated.
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Berlioz the Kitten : We were just practicing biting and clawing.
Duchess : Aristocats do not practice biting and clawing, and things like that. It's just horrible.
Toulouse : But someday, we might meet a tough alley cat.
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[Berlioz has been scared by a frog]
Duchess : Oh, darling. That's only a little frog, my love.
Berlioz the Kitten : But he had a mouth like a "hippolotamus."
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Duchess : Monsieur O'Malley, you could have lost your life.
Thomas O'Malley : So I have a few to spare. Nothing.
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[Berlioz compares an unsightly painting to Edgar and laughs]
Duchess : Now, Berlioz, that is not kind. You know Edgar is so fond of us, and takes very good care of us.
[Cut to Edgar emptying a bottle of sleeping pills into the cats' milk while singing to himself]
