The AristoCats (1970)

Phil Harris: O'Malley

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Quotes 

• Thomas O'Malley : Why, your eyes are like sapphires sparkling so bright. They make the morning radiant and light.

  Marie : How romantic.

  Berlioz the Kitten : Sissy stuff.

  Duchess : Oh, c'est très jolie, monsieur. Very poetic. But it is not quite Shakespeare.

  Thomas O'Malley : 'Course not. That's pure O'Malley, baby. Right off the cuff. Yeah. I got a million of 'em.

• Uncle Waldo : It's outrageous! Why, you won't believe what they tried to do to your poor Uncle Waldo. Look! Look at this!

  [reading from menu of Le Petit Cafe] 

  Uncle Waldo : "Prime Country Goose A la Provencale, stuffed with chestnuts"...? "And basted in white wine." Hic!

  Thomas O'Malley : Basted? He's been marinated in it.

  Uncle Waldo : Dreadful! Being British, I would've preferred sherry.

• Abigail : Your husband is very charming and very handsome.

  Thomas O'Malley : Well, you see, I'm not exactly her husband.

  Amelia : Exactly? Either you are or you're not.

  Thomas O'Malley : All right. I'm not.

  Abigail , Amelia : Oh.

  Amelia : He's scandalous.

  Abigail : Nothing but a cat.

  Amelia : He's absolutely positively a reprobate.

  Abigail : A roue.

  Amelia : His eyes are too close together.

  Abigail : Very shifty, too.

  Amelia : And look at his crooked smile!

  Abigail : His chin is very weak, too.

  Amelia : Obviously a philanderer who triffles with unsuspecting women's hearts.

  Marie : How romantic.

• Duchess : Thomas, this is Amelia and Abigail Gabble.

  Thomas O'Malley : Yeah, honey. Get those two web-footed lifeguards out of here.

  Duchess : Now, now, Thomas.

  Thomas O'Malley : Okay. Okay, baby.

  [to the geese] 

  Thomas O'Malley : Hiya, chicks.

  [Abigail and Amelia Gabble laugh] 

  Abigail Gabble : We're not chickens. We're geese.

  Thomas O'Malley : [sarcastically]  No. I thought you were swans.

• Thomas O'Malley : Boy! Your eyes *are* like sapphires.

• Thomas O'Malley : You know something? I like Uncle Waldo.

  Duchess : [laughs]  Especially when he's marinated.

• Scat Cat : [singing]  Everybody wants to be a cat / Because a cat's the only cat who knows where it's at.

  Thomas O'Malley : Tell me! Everyone is picking up on that feline beat / 'Cause everything else is obsolete.

  Scat Cat : Strictly high-buttoned shoes.

• Duchess : Monsieur O'Malley, you could have lost your life.

  Thomas O'Malley : So I have a few to spare. Nothing.

• Thomas O'Malley : That's quite a family. Come to think of it, O'Malley, you're not a cat, you're a rat. Right? Right.

• Roquefort the Mouse : [breathlessly]  Duchess... kittens... in trouble. Butler did it.

  Thomas O'Malley : Duchess and kittens in trouble? There's no time to lose! You go and get Scat Cat and his gang of alley cats.

  Roquefort the Mouse : [nods and starts to head off, then realises what O'Malley has said]  A-alley cats? But I'm a mouse!

• Thomas O'Malley : First, to make the magic begin, you wiggle your nose, and you tickle your chin. Now close your eyes, and cross your heart, and presto! - breakfast, à la carte.

• Thomas O'Malley : Aloha, auf Wiedersehen, bon soir, sayonara, and all those good bye things, baby.

• O'Malley : Humans don't really worry too much about their pets.