Catch-22 (1970)
Bob Newhart: Major Major
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Maj. Major Major Major : Sergeant, from now on, I don't want anyone to come in and see me while I'm in my office. Is that clear?
First Sgt. Towser : Yes, sir. What do I say to people who want to come in and see you while you're in your office?
Maj. Major Major Major : Tell them I'm in and ask them to wait.
First Sgt. Towser : For how long?
Maj. Major Major Major : Until I've left.
First Sgt. Towser : And then what do I do with them?
Maj. Major Major Major : I don't care.
First Sgt. Towser : May I send people in to see you after you've left?
Maj. Major Major Major : Yes.
First Sgt. Towser : You won't be here then, will you?
Maj. Major Major Major : No.
First Sgt. Towser : I see, sir. Will that be all?
Maj. Major Major Major : Also, Sergeant, I don't want you coming in while I'm in my office asking me if there's anything you can do for me. Is that clear?
First Sgt. Towser : Yes, sir. When should I come in your office and ask if there's anything I can do for you?
Maj. Major Major Major : When I'm not there.
First Sgt. Towser : What do I do then?
Maj. Major Major Major : Whatever has to be done.
First Sgt. Towser : Yes, sir.
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Maj. Major Major Major : Is something wrong?
Tappman : No, no. I... just thought I saw something.
Maj. Major Major Major : A naked man in a tree?
Tappman : Yes, that's it.
Danby : [looking through binoculars] That's just Yossarian.