Carry on Matron (1972)
Terry Scott: Dr. Prodd
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Dr. Prodd : Name, please?
Miss Smethurst : Smethurst.
Dr. Prodd : Oh yes, I have some good news for you, Mrs Smethurst.
Miss Smethurst : Miss Smethurst.
Dr. Prodd : Oh, in that case I have some bad news for you.
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Dr. Prodd : Mrs. Tucker, isn't it? Now what can I do for you?
Mrs. Tucker : Well, I came to see you three months ago, because I was a little bit worried about my husband being able to have a baby.
Dr. Prodd : Yes, that's right, he's a bit older than you, isn't he?
Mrs. Tucker : Eighty-eight.
Dr. Prodd : Yes.
Mrs. Tucker : Well, if you remember, you suggested it might be a good idea to take in a lodger, you know, someone nearer my own age.
Dr. Prodd : [uncomfortably] Yes, well, purely off the record, of course.
Mrs. Tucker : Well, it worked! I'm pregnant.
Dr. Prodd : Oh! What about your husband?
Mrs. Tucker : Oh, he's tickled pink.
Dr. Prodd : And what about the lodger?
Mrs. Tucker : Well, that's the trouble. She's pregnant too!