You're Not Elected, Charlie Brown (1972 TV Short)
Todd Barbee: Russell
Quotes
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Lucy van Pelt : If you knew that Linus Van Pelt was running for president, would you vote for him?
Russell : No.
Lucy van Pelt : If you knew that he was going to straighten out the whole educational system, would you vote for him?
Russell : No.
Lucy van Pelt : If you knew that he was going to solve all of the problems of the whole world, would you vote for him?
Russell : No.
Lucy van Pelt : Well, why not?
Russell : 'Cause I'm the one who'd be running against him.