Carry on Abroad (1972)
Jimmy Logan: Bert Conway
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Quotes
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[outside the Wundatours Shop]
Bert Conway : Hey, son, hey! Is this for the dirty weekend?
Stuart Farquhar : This is the 4-day trip to Elsbels, if that's what you mean?
Bert Conway : Same difference, isn't it?
Stuart Farquhar : Have you got a ticket?
Bert Conway : Certainly. I don't expect to get it for nothing--not the holiday anyway!
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Sadie Tompkins : Don't you understand? I don't want just a quick roll in the hay. I need something that's going to last.
Bert Conway : Who says it's not going to last? We don't go home until tomorrow afternoon.
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Bert Conway : Where's all the crumpet?
Eustace Tuttle : I don't think they give us any tea!