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Quotes
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[Chief Inspector Dreyfuss has gone berserk, shooting at Clouseau and Lytton]
Sir Charles Lytton : He's out of ammunition.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : He's out of his mind, that's what he's out of.
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Sir Charles Lytton : There's something about a wife, even with a beard.
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Sir Charles Lytton : With friends like you, who needs enemies?
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Fat Man : I'm awfully sorry, old boy.
Sir Charles Lytton : Well, you know the old saying: With friends like you...
Sir Charles Lytton , Fat Man : Who needs enemies.
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Sir Charles Lytton : [pretending to be room service] Bonjour, madame. Breakfast. Voila.
Claudine : [half asleep on the bed, with her back towards Sir Charles] Leave it over there. I'll sign for it later.
Sir Charles Lytton : [lies down in the bed] How about a little tip?
Claudine : [shocked, turns around] Charles, darling!
[kiss]
Claudine : Mmm. Mmm.
Sir Charles Lytton : All right, all right. Now, where is it?
Claudine : After all these years you need to ask?
Sir Charles Lytton : I'm quite serious.
Claudine : Oh, I hope so. You hotel waiters lead such interesting lives.
[kiss]
Sir Charles Lytton : No, no, no, no. Not now, darling. Not now, please. Now, where is it? Hmm?
Claudine : That depends on what you're looking for.
[kiss]
Sir Charles Lytton : Now, come on, Claudine, please! Now, now where is it? I'm losing patience.
Claudine : I should ask the hotel to send up another waiter.
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Pepi : You're breaking my fingers!
Sir Charles Lytton : Well, why don't you call a policeman?
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Sir Charles Lytton : You nearly had me killed, you know.
Claudine : It's better than dying of boredom.
Sir Charles Lytton : Me, bored with you?
Claudine : I'm sorry, darling. It's just that I never realized how tedious life could be for a retired jewel thief.
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Claudine : How did you find out so quickly?
Sir Charles Lytton : Feminine intuition.