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Quotes
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Col. Sharky : I will be forced to shoot you.
Claudine : Who's forcing you?
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Inspector Jacques Clouseau : [at Lytton Manor in Nice, while working undercover as a telephone repairman, Clouseau has already annihilated the Lyttons' doorbell!] ... I am from the Nice Telephone Company; there is some trouble with your phone.
Mac : ...I don't think there's any trouble with the telephones here.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : I know when there is a trouble, and when there is not a trouble, and you may rest assured that there is a trouble.
Mac : Since when?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : Since it was reported.
Mac : By whom? And what sort of trouble is it?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : If I knew that, I could simply call you up and tell you what the trouble with your telephone is!
Claudine : Well... Whatever the trouble is, I hope you locate it.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : Madame, it is my business to locate trouble...
[He misses the door to the study, crashing headlong into the wall; being Clouseau, he isn't even fazed]
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : ...Er, no trouble back there!
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Claudine : I was prepared to surrender my body to Clouseau, if it was necessary.
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Sir Charles Lytton : [pretending to be room service] Bonjour, madame. Breakfast. Voila.
Claudine : [half asleep on the bed, with her back towards Sir Charles] Leave it over there. I'll sign for it later.
Sir Charles Lytton : [lies down in the bed] How about a little tip?
Claudine : [shocked, turns around] Charles, darling!
[kiss]
Claudine : Mmm. Mmm.
Sir Charles Lytton : All right, all right. Now, where is it?
Claudine : After all these years you need to ask?
Sir Charles Lytton : I'm quite serious.
Claudine : Oh, I hope so. You hotel waiters lead such interesting lives.
[kiss]
Sir Charles Lytton : No, no, no, no. Not now, darling. Not now, please. Now, where is it? Hmm?
Claudine : That depends on what you're looking for.
[kiss]
Sir Charles Lytton : Now, come on, Claudine, please! Now, now where is it? I'm losing patience.
Claudine : I should ask the hotel to send up another waiter.
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Claudine : I'm Lady Litton.
Clouseau : Yes, I know. I took the liberty of finding out. I hope you are not offended.
Claudine : That depends on your intentions.
Clouseau : Strictly honorable, I can assure you. A man sees a beautiful chick, and he can't help but be inquisitive, you know. Would you think it naughty of me if I offered to buy you a drink?
Claudine : But you already have.
Clouseau : I knew that. How about I buy myself one and we drink it together, huh?
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Sir Charles Lytton : You nearly had me killed, you know.
Claudine : It's better than dying of boredom.
Sir Charles Lytton : Me, bored with you?
Claudine : I'm sorry, darling. It's just that I never realized how tedious life could be for a retired jewel thief.
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Claudine : How did you find out so quickly?
Sir Charles Lytton : Feminine intuition.