You're a Good Sport, Charlie Brown (1975 TV Movie)
Liam Martin: Linus van Pelt, Schroeder
Quotes
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Charlie Brown : [Charlie Brown has just won the motocross, in defiance of all expectations - including his own. However, instead of the Grand Prize of 5 free Superbowl tickets, CB is awarded...] Five free *haircuts?* But my dad is a barber. And besides, I don't have much hair to cut!
[Later, on the way home]
Linus van Pelt : Don't take it too hard, Charlie Brown. Winning the big prize isn't what really counts.
Charlie Brown : [DELETED LINE] I don't mind not winning a *big prize*, half as much as I mind getting stuck with a *white elephant*.
Linus van Pelt : What does count is that you did your best. And by doing your best, you beat them all. You came in first, Charlie Brown!
[This, however, is very cold comfort]
Charlie Brown : [DELETED LINE] Do you want one of my free haircuts?
Linus van Pelt : [DELETED LINE, extremely awkward] ... Uhm, well - er - No thanks, Charlie Brown.