Eat My Dust (1976)
W.L. Luckey: Dep. Gallo
Quotes
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Sheriff Niebold : [notices one of the race cars stalled by the barn] What the HELL is that?
Dep. Gallo : It's a car, Harry.
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Big Bubba Jones : Now, hold on a minute! How much damage was done to the car?
Dep. Gallo : Well, we're gonna have to pull it apart to get the mud out. Even my guns were jammed.
Big Bubba Jones : Not your car, BB brain! Mine!
Dep. Gallo : Well, what are you asking me for?
Big Bubba Jones : Well, it was my car you was chasing.
Dep. Gallo : [grabs Bubba by the shirt] Oh, yeah? You're under arrest!
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Dep. Gallo : This old bastard's under arrest for assaulting an officer!
Farmer Hale : And this flat-wit and them kids wrecked my whole farm in about fifteen seconds and wouldn't do a damn thing about it!
Dep. Gallo : Hey, don't blame that on me. Some kid that looked a lot like Hoover, Harry, went through that place like a bomb on wheels. All I was trying to do was keep up with them, then this hayseed...
Sheriff Niebold : [wearily] All right, all right. We'll take care of it later. Now if you don't mind, Mr. Hale, waiting in the VIP lounge, I'll be with you shortly.
Farmer Hale : Well, I expect to get my just desserts.
Clark : [as Farmer Hale is walking towards the drunk tank] Right. Why be different?
Dep. Gallo : No kidding, Harry. They wrecked everything: fences, chicken coops, cow barns, everything!
Sheriff Niebold : [exasperated] Oh, put it in your report. I don't want to hear anymore.
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Dep. Gallo : [over radio] Deputy Gallo to Chief Nielbold!
Sheriff Niebold : [turns on speaker] Go ahead, Jerry. Where are you?
Dep. Gallo : I'm relaxing in a mud bath out on Farmer Hale's ranch!
Farmer Hale : And it'll cost you to the nose to fix it, you flatfoot bastard!
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Sheriff Niebold : [over the intercom radio as Hoover and Darlene ride back into town] All right, son. This is my final offer: probation and thirty percent of your salary. If I tried to do anymore than that, I'd have to resign!
Dep. Brookside : Well, you'll have to resign anyway, Harry.
Dep. Gallo : Yeah, the jig's up!
Dep. Brookside : Oh, yeah, you're finished.
Sheriff Niebold : SHUT UP, WILL YA?
Dep. Brookside : Thirty percent of what?
Dep. Gallo : Yeah, who would give that punk a job?
Dep. Brookside : I wouldn't!
Sheriff Niebold : That's it, shithead! You're fired!
Dep. Brookside : You can't fire us!
Dep. Brookside , Dep. Gallo : WE QUIT!
Big Bubba Jones : Shoot, sheriff. The kid's won. He can get a ride on any Double-D goddamn track in the country!
Hoover Niebold : [to Darlene] Is the ride over?
Darlene Kurtz : That's up to you.