Fun with Dick and Jane (1977)
George Segal: Dick Harper
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Quotes
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Jane Harper : Interesting that the only two jobs you think I am qualified for are a secretary and a prostitute.
Dick Harper : You're not qualified to be a secretary.
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Dr. Will : Say "I am!"
Dick Harper : [pointing a gun at Dr. Will] Stick 'em up!
Dr. Will : Did I hear you right, sinner? Are you holding me up?
Dick Harper : [imitating Dr. Will] I am!
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Jane Harper : What kind of lunatic spends $1000 on lunch when he's out of a job and deeply in debt?
Dick Harper : The kind that knows you can't get a job if you look like a loser.
Jane Harper : If I was Diners Club, I'd your stomach bronzed and put it in the Hall of Fame.
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Charlie Blanchard : You can tell me anything.
Dick Harper : We just robbed your safe.
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Dick Harper : Do you mind if I kiss you in a public place?
Jane Harper : I'd mind if you kissed me in a private place with all these people around.
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Raoul Esteban : [at the unemployment office] Look what your card says, Aerospace Executive.
Dick Harper : Yeah, but I'm not that anymore.
Raoul Esteban : In here, man, you are what you were.