Grand Theft Auto (1977)
Hoke Howell: Preacher
Quotes
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Elderly Woman : What in the lord's name are you doing?
Preacher : Twenty-five thousand dollars! Now, that's a lot of bibles, baby!
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Preacher : [after the stolen police car's trunk explodes] Jesus Christ!
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Collins Hedgeworth : [the preacherman tackles Collins, whose truck has turned over] Let me go! I gotta stop my fiancee!
Preacher : It is God's will I caught you and God's will that I collect!
Collins Hedgeworth : All right. Help me stop my fiancee and you'll get it all... fifty thousand dollars!
Preacher : [gets out a bible from his coat pocket] Swear on the bible!
Collins Hedgeworth : [slaps his hand on the bible] I swear!
Preacher : Amen! Come on, let's go, boy! We'll build us a whole tabernacle!
[they both run towards the police car]
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Preacher : Mrs. Hedgeworth!
Officer Tad : [arrives just in time to restrain him] Freeze, mister!
Preacher : You don't understand! I helped her bring back her son!
Officer Tad : Buster, your crime spree's over!
Preacher : Over, hell! That mother owes me twenty-five thousand dollars!
Officer Tad : Well, you're gonna need every cent of it!
Preacher : [yells in pain as Tad drags him away] You heathen!
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Collins Hedgeworth : Reverse your direction, damn it!
Preacher : You watch your trash mouth, boy!
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Preacher : [noticing Collins turning around the truck, thinking he is going to stop] Bless you, son! My prayers have been answered!
[notices Collins is actually reversing his direction and almost hitting the preacher head-on]
Preacher : Oh, my god!
[he rams into a road sign and turns around to resume chasing him]
Preacher : Lord help you, boy, if I ever catch up to you! Lord help you, boy!