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Quotes
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Larry Simpson : Theresa, your father... has he always had a one-track mind?
Theresa Mazzetti : Well... you know his bark is worse than his bite. He means well.
Larry Simpson : Yeah well... I guess if I had a daughter as pretty as you are, I'd probably act the same way.
[Theresa looks at Larry lovingly and smiles]
Theresa Mazzetti : Oh thank you.
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Larry Simpson : Theresa, what your father is trying to tell you is he's a little bit concerned that maybe I'll tear your clothes off and make love to you here in front of him.
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Frank Mazzetti : I run a bar in Morristown, New Jersey. I know what goes on. This guy's got one thing on his mind! I've seen old guys in there with kids as young as my daughter.
Larry Simpson : Well, then thank goodness I'm only 22 years old, right, Daddy?
Frank Mazzetti : Listen, kid, if we get out of here alive, I'm gonna kill you!
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Nurse Gina Rowe : [about the exit the Poseidon through an underwater side door] None of us are experienced divers Captain.
Captain Mike Turner : It's our only way out. I'm going to turn you all into frogmen. No one has a choice.
[puts down 2 scuba tanks]
Captain Mike Turner : There should be 2 more Wilbur. I counted 4.
Wilbur Hubbard : One's empty. The one I'm getting is half full.
Dewey 'Tex' Hopkins : Who's going in the scuba?
Captain Mike Turner : Everyone.
Celeste Whitman : Last time I went to school, 3 didn't go into 8.
Larry Simpson : What you say?
Celeste Whitman : 3 doesn't go into 8.
Wilbur Hubbard : With him, it's possible.
[meaning Mike]
Captain Mike Turner : You mean Jack Custo never taught buddy breathing?
Celeste Whitman : What's buddy...?
Captain Mike Turner : That's more than one diver on a single tank. Wilbur and I have done it before so we'll use the least air.