- Charles Bernstein: I'm Charles Bernstein. Attorney for the late Milton Parker.
- Marvin Dummitz: You mean someone else is late now?
- Jenkins: We have been together for quite some time, now; I see no reason to discontinue the association?
- Jackson: I got the idea: Pie four ways is better than no pie at all.
- Jenkins: Then we are in agreement?
- Henri: Totally, completely, in every which way.
- Babbette: Yes, yes, because pie is my most favorite dessert.
- Stuart Selsome: [Georgie pushed the contents atop the safe onto Stuart] Why did you do that?
- Georgie Carruthers: You got Buzzy killed!
- Mildred Cruthers: Why that worm! What's he trying to prove? Georgie and I are his legitimate heirs. Why should we have to play some dumb game just to get what's rightfully ours? I'm going to contest this will!
- Charles Bernstein: That's the point, Mrs. Cruthers. This will is a contest.
- [Stuart Selsome is refusing to get into his car to drive on the start of the scavenger hunt]
- Mildred Cruthers: What are you waiting for?
- Stuart Selsome: A full share!
- Mildred Cruthers: You greedy, blood-sucking, ambulance chaser!
- Georgie Carruthers: Mother, we don't have any choice. It's his car.
- Stuart Selsome: Why don't you call a taxi, Mildred?
- Mildred Cruthers: What happened to your cut of 15%? Fine, I'll give you 20% if we win.
- Stuart Selsome: I want 50%. Non-negotiable.
- [after a pause]
- Mildred Cruthers: [grimaces] It's a deal!