- Morley Wolfe: If I may, sir, this is a very touchy question: God created man, and God created woman... what about the homosexual?
- Malcolm Cooper: Hey, man, don't look at me. I dress like this 'cause I have to!
- Bob Einstein: This kind of stuff is not good. It's offensive. It's the kind of stuff we do on Fridays, we do it on Saturday Night Live...
- John Byner: I thought we had a few laughs.
- Bob Einstein: No, it doesn't work, though.
- John Byner: It was working. The people were laughing.
- Bob Einstein: It wasn't working. That kind of stuff is tasteless.
- John Byner: Tasteless?
- Bob Einstein: That kind of stuff is not... we don't do that. It's not funny.
- John Byner: Well, hey, I apologize. You know, I believe in taste. Good quality. Taste.
- Bob Einstein: You're the one that always says, "let's do tasty stuff." And so we all try to do tasty stuff and then you do something like that.
- John Byner: Well, I apologize. I apologize to the audience. I apologize to you, okay?
- Bob Einstein: Okay. Let's just try to keep taste in our show as much as possible.
- John Byner: All right, all right.
- Bob Einstein: All right. Go back in the dressing room and change for the next number.
- John Byner: What am I doing?
- Bob Einstein: Uh... put on the pink body stocking, with the plunger on your head. You're going to play one of...
- John Byner: I forgot; what am I playing?
- Bob Einstein: One of Dolly Parton's tits.