The Shining (1980)

Joe Turkel: Lloyd

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• Lloyd : Women: can't live with them, can't live without them.

  Jack Torrance : Words of wisdom, Lloyd my man. Words of wisdom.

• Jack Torrance : Hi, Lloyd. Little slow tonight, isn't it?

  [laughs maniacally] 

  Lloyd : Yes, it is, Mr. Torrance.

• Jack Torrance : Hi, Lloyd. Been away. Now, I'm back.

  Lloyd : Good evening, Mr. Torrence. It's good to see you.

  Jack Torrance : It's good to be back, Lloyd.

  Lloyd : What'll it be, sir?

  Jack Torrance : Hair of the dog that bit me.

  Lloyd : Bourbon on the rocks.

  Jack Torrance : That'll do 'er!

• Jack Torrance : [to Lloyd]  I just happen to have two 20s and two 10s right here in my wallet. I was afraid they were going to be there until next April. So here's what: you slip me a bottle of bourbon, a little glass and some ice. You can do that, can't you? You're not too busy, are you?

  Lloyd : No, sir. I'm not busy at all.

  Jack Torrance : Good man. You set 'em up, and I'll knock 'em back - one by one.

• Lloyd : How are things going, Mr. Torrance?

  Jack Torrance : Things could be better, Lloyd. Things could be a whole lot better.

  Lloyd : I hope its nothing serious.

  Jack Torrance : Nah! Nothing serious. Just a little problem with the old sperm bank upstairs.

• Lloyd : No charge to you, Mr Torrance.

  Jack Torrance : No charge?

  Lloyd : Your money is no good here. Orders from the house.

  Jack Torrance : Orders from the house?

  Lloyd : Drink up, Mr Torrance.

  Jack Torrance : I'm the kind of man who likes to know who's buying their drinks, Lloyd.

  Lloyd : It's not a matter that concerns you, Mr Torrance. At least not at this point.

  Jack Torrance : Anything you say, Lloyd. Anything you say.