Smokey and the Bandit II (1980)
Jerry Reed: Cledus
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Quotes
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[Cledus is standing over the Bandit, who's on the floor, drunk]
'Bandit' : Cledus, you've gotten taller.
Cledus Snow : Yes, and you've gotten drunker. This place looks like a shithouse!
[Bandit points to the bathroom]
'Bandit' : You want a shithouse? It's in there.
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[the gang learns that Charlotte the elephant is pregnant]
Cledus Snow : Well, I suppose we'd better keep our eyes open.
Doc : For what?
Cledus Snow : [laughing] For the biggest goldang stork you ever seen!
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Cledus Snow : [punches Bandit and knocks him down] Doc, I thought I loved him too much to do that to him.
'Bandit' : Obviously not.
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Cledus Snow : [Bandit is being chased by a lot of police and Cledus is heading straight for them in his truck] Tell me, how many trucks do you see?
'Bandit' : I see one, unless I've been drinking.
Cledus Snow : [yells in the CB] Okay, boys... do it, to it!
Cledus Snow : [19 trucks emerge from behind Snowman's truck] Well, I must be commode-hangin' drunk, coz I see about twenty trucks. Ha ha!
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Cledus Snow : [twenty 18-wheelers are on a crash course with about fifty police cars] Welcome to the biggest game of chicken, boys!
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Cledus Snow : [to a female fan] You don't need a picture of me. I'll come home and sit on your dresser.
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'Bandit' : [finding out Charlotte's pregnant] Who did it?
Cledus Snow : Don't look at me.
Doc : Probably another elephant.
'Bandit' : I know that, when did it happen?
Doc : Long time ago.
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Doc : Sure, take her in the truck, make the baby go bada-bing, bada-boom, but I'll tell you this, I'm not going to be responsible.
[walks off muttering Italian]
Cledus Snow : [to the Bandit] Don't you understand English? He says you can't be shaking Charlotte around in that truck, she's gonna have a baby!
'Bandit' : We're talking about $400,000, do you understand that? This is our last chance! $400,000!
Cledus Snow : I understand $400,000 and I would like to get my share of $400,000, but I ain't gonna kill an elephant to get it.
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'Bandit' : You know I could take you head off.
Cledus Snow : And you know that's just what you' gonna have to do.
'Bandit' : What is WRONG with you idiots? You act like she's human!
[sees tears running down Charlotte's face, Doc starts crying, Cledus tears up]
'Bandit' : I'm sorry, Charlotte.
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'Bandit' : Well, that's about enough
Cledus Snow : Well, how many is that?
'Bandit' : One
Cledus Snow : One? You did one yesterday
'Bandit' : I know, it hurt